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re: LUNCH THREAD- the heat has arrived edition

Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:23 pm to
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Keep this going ..


I chuckled when you started it with PB5.
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:30 pm to
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I say I outrank slag because she is smarter than me and I know it. So I play the old lady age before beauty card.




You just have to one up me on everything because you're jealous of my plus plus plus size popularity


Iona, I think you should grow it out and sport a ponytail and a leather jacket!
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:34 pm to
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Y’all both outrank me.


I feel like superlatives would be better than rankings.

Life of the Party.
Most Likely to Be President.
Most Likely to Cure the Common Cold.
Most Likely to Write the next Harry Potter.
Most Likely to Win the Lottery and lose the ticket.
Most Likely to Be on a Reality Show.
Most Likely to Be Late to Graduation.

etc.
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:35 pm to
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Iona, I think you should grow it out and sport a ponytail and a leather jacket!


I've already decided that if any judge asks about the length of my hair, my response is going to be, "Thomas Jefferson had a pony tail."
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:38 pm to
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Thomas Jefferson had a pony tail.


His powdered wig did bring all the girls to the yard
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:38 pm to
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I've already decided that if any judge asks about the length of my hair, my response is going to be, "Thomas Jefferson had a pony tail."


He was SO rad.

Pal, I regripped my clubs last Saturday. I was up in the mountains, that afternoon and went and walked nine holes had a wonderful time. What a difference!
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 3:39 pm
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:39 pm to
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His powdered wig did bring all the girls to the yard


And apparently from the fields too.
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:41 pm to
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I regripped my clubs last Saturday.


I'm impressed. I had mine regripped (but I am not skilled enough to perform the task). It does make a difference.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:41 pm to
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And apparently from the fields too.




Very well done.
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:42 pm to
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And apparently from the fields too.


Sally wasn't that shallow
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:45 pm to
The last time I was in Charlottesville and visited Monticello they were preparing to open exhibits about the Hemings. Very interesting.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:46 pm to
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I'm impressed. I had mine regripped (but I am not skilled enough to perform the task). It does make a difference.




Pffft... A friend of mine was talking to me about it and he said that he would buy grips for both of our sets of clubs if I would show him how to do it. It took us about 3 hours and one large vodka drink each, early Saturday morning.

It's as easy as Slag....















Making a wisecrack when it's teed up for her.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:46 pm to



I need a slagoscope
Posted by tduecen
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:46 pm to
Aspy missed our date at Golden Corral
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:48 pm to
That was today?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:49 pm to
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Most Likely to Be Late to Graduation.


Oohhhhhh I got this one on lock. I have been late to my and all the children's graduations.

AND both of my weddings!!

^^shoe in for victory
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33355 posts
Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:49 pm to
There are sharp objects involved in regripping a club. I like all of my fingers.

quote:

It's as easy as Slag.... Making a wisecrack when it's teed up for her.


I cannot get involved in a battle of wits with Slag, I do not have enough ammo.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:50 pm to
I’d be the lost ticket one.

I only have bad luck
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 3:50 pm to
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I cannot get involved in a battle of wits with Slag, I do not have enough ammo.


it's just a bunch of electrical tape and bent paperclips upstairs, I assure you.

ETA: Aspy

Pisces: The sun is in transition right now. Something that has been aggravating you should be dealt with. We're talking poison, not a strongly-worded email. You may notice restored harmony soon after taking action. Outlook: Improving!
This post was edited on 5/29/20 at 3:57 pm
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/29/20 at 4:00 pm to
Thanks

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