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re: LUNCH THREAD- the alters may speak freely edition

Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64898 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:17 pm to
Can you sell me a few of those zebra stakes?
Posted by profdillweed
Gulf of America
Member since Apr 2025
2190 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

none of that was necessary or nice.


That wasn’t me. That was my alter and he got reprimanded.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113151 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

Gonna have zebra patty melts 2 nite




nice....i personally prefer zebra burnt ends
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58217 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:20 pm to
ga mpms
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148100 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:24 pm to
When a zebra dies and goes to heaven, they ask St. Peter, "Am I a black horse with white stripes, or a white horse with black stripes?"

St. Peter says he will ask God.

He returns and says, "God says... you are what you are". Confused, the zebra asks what that means.
St. Peter explains, "It means you're a white horse with black stripes.
Otherwise, God would have said 'You is what you is'".
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41341 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:25 pm to
Sorry mpK. It says not for sale right there on the package.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41341 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

God would have said 'You is what you is'".



People think it don’t be like it is but it do
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58217 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:27 pm to
Hey TW
Lone Star beer tastes like the Alamo
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36200 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:28 pm to
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Stay safe, tn.


it's one county over so I am not terribly worried really. When he's apprehended I will resume my regularly scheduled leaving my front door unlocked at all times lifestyle.

Skilly- you don't want my hokas. those are my hospital shoes and no telling what kind of bodily fluids are on them.

I've got you down to be the recipient of my prized pellet grill in the event of my untimely demise. that work?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54747 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88257 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Lone Star beer tastes like the Alamo


after Ozzy pissed on it!

hey whitey
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64898 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Sorry mpK. It says not for sale right there on the package.
Thx, Clinton
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58217 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:32 pm to
Hey Stan!

Why would Ozzy piss on the Alamo?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41341 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:33 pm to
Hey Gertie

quote:

the Alamo


Dave E. Krokit
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36200 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Thx, Clinton




you might be next mpSpecialK
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88257 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Why would Ozzy piss on the Alamo?


didn't want to piss on Sharon's dress
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64898 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

you might be next mpSpecialK
I might be the next what?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58217 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:41 pm to
My brother just sent me this
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41341 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41341 posts
Posted on 8/1/25 at 3:42 pm to
wtf
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