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Posted on 3/17/26 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55896 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 1:38 pm to
How do you think SS got his baby mama prego?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113595 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

think they will allow conjugal visits?


I asked and dph said “mp warden will only allow same-sex sex in prison”. He then proceeded to in anger.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
11946 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 2:11 pm to
chips & salsa | beef enchiladas w/tomatillo saurce | beans & rice | iced tea
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42074 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 2:32 pm to
Afternoon, cap’n, etc et all
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
61182 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

I think the Jews would say he’s a chuppah.


Did you mean he has chutzpah?

My Jewish friends say that to me all the time. Probably just too hardheaded and dumb to go where Angels fear to tread.


Speaking of the faith, any good fish fry's so far this season? One church here had no fish fry at all 1 week out of the season and another, the KoC were using frozen battered fish and had pizza for the kids. What in the heck is this world coming to.

While this may have been the winter of your discontent with the loss of both foo foo dogs in 2025, maybe this Spring, a higher power will bless your life with new furry balls o' joy.

Your ePal,

Grits


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
61182 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

“mp warden will only allow same-sex sex in prison”


In this modern world, does that mean Tranny's are a go or a no go?
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
27394 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:13 pm to
5.5" of a meatball poboy, 2" of a fried oyster poboy...plus water.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91053 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

5.5" of a meatball poboy, 2" of a fried oyster poboy...plus water.



you're worried about how long your lunch is while opdph is in TD purgatory
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42074 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:25 pm to
wyd

— mpdph
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91053 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

wyd

— mpdph
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42074 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42074 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:34 pm to
mpdph sent a fax that said thanks for the support
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91053 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

mpdph sent a fax that said thanks for the support


fax him back and tell him to be strong, we're trying to negotiate a hostage exchange
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66405 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Chicken
Is it true mpdph won't be reinstated until the 12th of never?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91053 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Chicken
Is it true mpdph won't be reinstated until the 12th of never?


recall chicken!!!
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66405 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:42 pm to
Let's sweeten the pot & send Chicken the "30 plus three" alter & a draft choice to be named later for dph.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42074 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 3:45 pm to
Chkn had 5.5 inches of one p-boy. Plus 2” of another p-boy. Maybe if someone gives him another 1/2 inch he’ll be satisfied with the full 8” and let opdph go
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66405 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 4:03 pm to
If he doesn't let dph go he can dine on a 6" dickskin poboy, dressed, xtra mayo.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66854 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 4:06 pm to
I never found the help board helpful
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
61182 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 4:11 pm to
How did Dartmouth do in basketball this year?

They have my favorite mascot.

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