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re: Lunch Thread - Million Dollar Lump Sum, or $100 Every Time You Masturbate for Life?

Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:09 pm to
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plus $100 for each of the jerk sessions you've already had in your life.
This puts it over the top for me...

Trains.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71817 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Do you have to ask? Look how mean he is being to me.



I’ve never understood the desire to just be a dick toward people. Maybe I was brought up different but to be seen as rude for no good reason would be own of the worst humiliations possible.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76181 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:09 pm to
You clearly had too much to drink. We don't need two of those here. You are lashing out, being cantankerous, and being a prick to those who lov... uh lik... well, tolerate you. Knock it off, blue nose.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76181 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:10 pm to
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I like to party.


Do you still have the genie outfit?
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141144 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:11 pm to
Rouge, Liz says she identifies as a mostly straight white gurl.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119953 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:11 pm to
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Thanks, Chris. Not a huge nonfiction reader


Me either, but I just happened to find that book, started reading it and it caught my attention, plus it's an easy read. I started it this past weekend and I am almost finished, which is a really quick turnover for me.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70551 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

sister to a 20 year old train wreck


Can she come to the party?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:12 pm to
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I like to party.




La-di-da-di, we like to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody, we're
Just some men that's on the mic
And when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (Right)
For all of y'all keeping y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy condition
That we create, cause that's our mission
So listen close, to what we say
Because this type of shite, it happens every day
I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning
I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawning
Went to the bathroom to wash up
Had some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup
I said, "Um, mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the top choice of them all?"
There was a rumble jumble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard!"
But that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70551 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:12 pm to
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17429 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:13 pm to
I want to party with y’all.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20005 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Tequila aspy is not a good thing



Tequila scoob is better at piano.






At least for the first few rounds.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17892 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:17 pm to
Me too, I am a fun drunk, a little touchy feely. Ok, a lot touchy feely.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60261 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:18 pm to
I think I have that on vinyl
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
116780 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:18 pm to


Stop making fun of me.

Berg you live too far
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 2:19 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

I think I have that on vinyl



I have it on 8 Track

Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70551 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:20 pm to
I drive in when things are worth it, like going to a daiquiri shop in Denham on Friday.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60261 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

Jose Cuervo
was a friend of mine.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
116780 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:21 pm to
What?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20005 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:22 pm to
1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila


Floor

Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60261 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 2:22 pm to
I have it in cuneiform
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