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Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:25 pm to Aspercel
I’m at the oil changing parlor being forced to watch sone chick hit every stereotype in the book.
4 inch long fingernails. Holds her phone in front of her mouth to talk and then up to her ear to listen.
She pronounces “says” like it rhymes with days.
Her favorite saying is “I don’t play dat”
4 inch long fingernails. Holds her phone in front of her mouth to talk and then up to her ear to listen.
She pronounces “says” like it rhymes with days.
Her favorite saying is “I don’t play dat”
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:28 pm to Rebel
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4 inch long fingernails.
You think she went to the fingernail parlor to get them done?
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:38 pm to Slagathor
Her nails are real. They are all curled up. She couldn’t hold a pen correctly to sign her bill.
She was all kinds of gross.
She was all kinds of gross.
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:41 pm to Slagathor
quote:
fingernail parlor
No that doesn’t work. It’s called a nail salon
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:42 pm to Rebel
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oil changing parlor
That would be a shop or a garage
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:42 pm to tgrbaitn08
I've been signed in for hours and forgot to post. lol.
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:43 pm to tgrbaitn08
You are not the nomenclature police.
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:43 pm to tgrbaitn08
They're talking about the Fetus fake ambien post to beans in that other thread...

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Beans, If I was having a major medical problem, and needed immediate assistance, would you come to save me, or make PIIHB jokes. I need to know, so I can decide if I would attempt to spoon with you, then lick a trail down the center of your breasts across your belly button, stopping for a while at your landing strip, before going lips and tongue first in to your soft, clean smelling lips, while flicking and munching on your precious bean, and diving deeper with my tongue into your :dirty region,
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:43 pm to Rox
Your heart was in the right place. 
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:43 pm to tgrbaitn08
whew, just got back from the office unisex poo parlor...i feel 10 lbs lighter.
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:44 pm to Rox
quote:
I've been signed in for hours and forgot to post
Forget again, skank.
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:45 pm to terd ferguson
That was great. Then he followed it up with fake typos in the next couple of posts to try to convince people he was on ambien
This post was edited on 3/7/18 at 3:46 pm
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:46 pm to terd ferguson
Holy hell Batman.
Festus really posted that?
Festus really posted that?
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:49 pm to terd ferguson
oh myyyy... I need to excuse myself to the ladies' parlor to
hey pox
hey pox
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:50 pm to terd ferguson
Oh man. Rag was posting in the “Festus tounged Beans starfish” thread.
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