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Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:19 pm to
I think Chris wants to go for a ride in your saddle bags.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:25 pm to
I’m at the oil changing parlor being forced to watch sone chick hit every stereotype in the book.

4 inch long fingernails. Holds her phone in front of her mouth to talk and then up to her ear to listen.

She pronounces “says” like it rhymes with days.

Her favorite saying is “I don’t play dat”
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

4 inch long fingernails.


You think she went to the fingernail parlor to get them done?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

fingernail parlor
teehee
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:38 pm to
Her nails are real. They are all curled up. She couldn’t hold a pen correctly to sign her bill.

She was all kinds of gross.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:41 pm to
quote:


fingernail parlor


No that doesn’t work. It’s called a nail salon
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

oil changing parlor


That would be a shop or a garage
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:42 pm to
I've been signed in for hours and forgot to post. lol.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:43 pm to
You are not the nomenclature police.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:43 pm to
They're talking about the Fetus fake ambien post to beans in that other thread...

quote:

Beans, If I was having a major medical problem, and needed immediate assistance, would you come to save me, or make PIIHB jokes. I need to know, so I can decide if I would attempt to spoon with you, then lick a trail down the center of your breasts across your belly button, stopping for a while at your landing strip, before going lips and tongue first in to your soft, clean smelling lips, while flicking and munching on your precious bean, and diving deeper with my tongue into your :dirty region,


Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12211 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:43 pm to
Your heart was in the right place.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:43 pm to
whew, just got back from the office unisex poo parlor...i feel 10 lbs lighter.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

I've been signed in for hours and forgot to post


Forget again, skank.
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61865 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:45 pm to
That was great. Then he followed it up with fake typos in the next couple of posts to try to convince people he was on ambien
This post was edited on 3/7/18 at 3:46 pm
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:46 pm to
Holy hell Batman.

Festus really posted that?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114468 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:47 pm to
festus



Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:47 pm to
Yep. LINK
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:48 pm to
Wtf?!


Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:49 pm to
oh myyyy... I need to excuse myself to the ladies' parlor to


hey pox
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144680 posts
Posted on 3/7/18 at 3:50 pm to
Oh man. Rag was posting in the “Festus tounged Beans starfish” thread.
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