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Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:24 pm to Deep Purple Haze
quote:Did he ask Chicken that thing for me yet?
my intern is still n training. yall need 2 stfd with all the requests.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:24 pm to LSUGrrrl
Ken would be terrified of himself if he wore bells
He’s very special. I’m not 100% ready, but I’m getting there. You?
He’s very special. I’m not 100% ready, but I’m getting there. You?
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:25 pm to tigernurse
quote:
my fave grrrl story
Have I told you the one where we tried to jump the loading ramp off the river in the 9th ward? The one with the gun, Liz Claiborne purse and the free, new tire?
This post was edited on 12/15/23 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:25 pm to Kcrad
nope. it's on the 2do list 4 next week
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:27 pm to Aspercel
quote:
Ken would be terrified of himself if he wore bells
Sounds like my aspergers cat. The pretty but dumb one
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:27 pm to LSUGrrrl
quote:
Have I told you the one wear we tried to jump the loading ramp off the river in the 9th ward? The one with the gun, Liz Claiborne purse and the free, new tire?
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:28 pm to LSUGrrrl
quote:
How does that compare to 2 mg Xanax and champagne?
Apples to oranges
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:29 pm to Tom288
Damn that’s crazy.
This place is pretty tight at the top but opens up. Heh
This place is pretty tight at the top but opens up. Heh
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:40 pm to Bushmaster
quote:
pretty tight at the top but opens up.
twss
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:45 pm to Aspercel
My best friend and I were in high school at the time. I think I was a junior and she was a senior? We were on our way home from the French Quarter and a little less than sober so we were taking the back roads to avoid cops.
Anyway, we were in her Celica and tried to jump the loading dock on ramp in the 9th ward. It was amazing… until we landed. So, it was probably 2:00-3:00 am and we were 2 white girls in the 9th ward with 2 flat tires... and only 1 spare. We are outside of car looking down at the tires and trying to figure out what to do and we saw a few locals come down off the porch and start walking toward us.
Now, my friends dad had given her a little pearl handled .22 when she got her car and my friend had pulled it out of the glovebox and put into her purse right before we got out the car. I guess she got a little too twitchy while they were approaching us and all of a sudden I heard a loud BANG! As I’m trying to army crawl under a Celica with 2 flat tires, I hear, “Dammit! That was my brand new Liz Claiborne purse!” Immediately following, I heard a bunch of voices screaming, “Ma’am, don’t shoot! Lady, don’t shoot!”
About that time, I crawl out from under the car and see 2 of the guys approaching with their hands in the air and asking if we need help changing the tire. I told them that would be great if we had 2 tires and showed them they busted back end. They walk away and my friend and I argue about who we could call and where we could find a phone when all of a sudden they come back… rolling a tire!
So they put on our spare and the tire they’d brought to us from somewhere. I remember it wasn’t perfect and there were some weird noises but we made it all the way home safely bc my white best friend from Chalmette scared the shite out of some 9th ward locals by shooting a hole through the bottom of her brand new Liz Claiborne purse with a pearl handled .22
They really were more afraid of us than we were of them.

Anyway, we were in her Celica and tried to jump the loading dock on ramp in the 9th ward. It was amazing… until we landed. So, it was probably 2:00-3:00 am and we were 2 white girls in the 9th ward with 2 flat tires... and only 1 spare. We are outside of car looking down at the tires and trying to figure out what to do and we saw a few locals come down off the porch and start walking toward us.
Now, my friends dad had given her a little pearl handled .22 when she got her car and my friend had pulled it out of the glovebox and put into her purse right before we got out the car. I guess she got a little too twitchy while they were approaching us and all of a sudden I heard a loud BANG! As I’m trying to army crawl under a Celica with 2 flat tires, I hear, “Dammit! That was my brand new Liz Claiborne purse!” Immediately following, I heard a bunch of voices screaming, “Ma’am, don’t shoot! Lady, don’t shoot!”
About that time, I crawl out from under the car and see 2 of the guys approaching with their hands in the air and asking if we need help changing the tire. I told them that would be great if we had 2 tires and showed them they busted back end. They walk away and my friend and I argue about who we could call and where we could find a phone when all of a sudden they come back… rolling a tire!
So they put on our spare and the tire they’d brought to us from somewhere. I remember it wasn’t perfect and there were some weird noises but we made it all the way home safely bc my white best friend from Chalmette scared the shite out of some 9th ward locals by shooting a hole through the bottom of her brand new Liz Claiborne purse with a pearl handled .22
They really were more afraid of us than we were of them.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:46 pm to madamsquirrel
Yeah. I think I told you and GRT that story one mimosa morning 
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:53 pm to tigernurse
They stole a freaking tire for us and put it on 
Posted on 12/15/23 at 3:55 pm to LSUGrrrl
Well technically they thought they were being held at gunpoint and y’all already made it clear that y’all weren’t fkin around.
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