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Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:20 pm to Festus
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Hey Aubrey, what's your blood sugar reading?
hey fes, tss... my 1 & only ex wife used to use the hyperglycemia card as a way to explain her not having a job while i wasn't making shite at my job...why did i marry her?
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:21 pm to Skillet
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why did i marry her?
The sects
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:23 pm to Festus
fes, you don't know the pain of a divorce when there's no children involved.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:24 pm to Skillet
Skil, at least you don't have to worry about your kids turning to pot to dull the pain.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:26 pm to Festus
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:29 pm to Festus
i had to move back home with mommy & daddy...i also wanted some mcdonald's food real bad, but i didn't have the money to buy a big mac...i gave her everything in the divorce, including most of my measly paycheck for a year...it was worth it though getting the freedom.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:31 pm to Skillet
Divorce is a miserable thing. It sucks for a while. But the incredible freaky single sex with strange hammers, after years of thinking you had slept with the last woman of your life, is pretty rewarding.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:32 pm to Festus
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freaky single sex with strange hammers,
Euphemism for coming out of the closet?
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:34 pm to LCA131
Bisexuality is not coming out of the closet. It's called finding yourself. You should look it up some time.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:35 pm to LCA131
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Euphemism for coming out of the closet?
I'd say more of a hyperbolic alliteration.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:35 pm to ThatMakesSense
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I'd say more of a hyperbolic alliteration.
That Makes Sense
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:36 pm to Festus
I hope you mean "look it up" in the definition sense not the "Look me up sometime" sense.
I'm wearing jeans and no underwear, FTR.
I'm wearing jeans and no underwear, FTR.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:37 pm to Festus
i got me a 1 bedroom apartment and barely had any furniture, but my bro fixed me up in a fine arse sports car with very easy payments....i sometimes had to dig for loose change to put gas in it...that was the very best 2 or 3 years of my life...i turned down no females as long as they were 18 and didn't smell.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:38 pm to LCA131
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I'm wearing jeans and no underwear, FTR.
Speaking from experience, be VERY careful zipping up after urination.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:40 pm to Festus
If you see Mapguy here, tell him we are favored by 10 on Wednesday night. Festus, are you going over to the gayme?
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:41 pm to Festus
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, be VERY careful zipping up after urination.
I have chronic dehydration...I have not urinated since June.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:43 pm to Festus
fes, that one time and one time only me n you drank a lil too much wine and passionately & tenderly explored each other don't make us members of the gay community, does it?
Posted on 10/10/16 at 3:43 pm to Skillet
Dang, I was never that poor. I had to blow through some retirement money, but I kept the house so the kids had at least one familiar home.
Dating at first actually sucked pretty bad. I went a while where I said F it, it's not worth the effort. But then, when you settle in and figure you don't want to get married again and DGAF, it seems as though the hammers start getting interested in being FWB.
Dating at first actually sucked pretty bad. I went a while where I said F it, it's not worth the effort. But then, when you settle in and figure you don't want to get married again and DGAF, it seems as though the hammers start getting interested in being FWB.
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