re: LUNCH THRAY--The "11:30 am cst on da dot" edition

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I think Skillet is a janitor at Woman's hospital.

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Boss: I'm not gonna tell you again, if I catch you peaking under covers to look at swollen vaginas, I'm calling the cops.
Skil: I'm so fray you're gonna fire m-e.
Boss: You're a weird little frick.

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I'm not gonna tell you again, if I catch you peaking under covers to look at swollen vaginas, I'm calling the cops.

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peeking


Even Skillet wouldn't mess that up.


ETA: Just kidding, Skillet would definitely mess that up, probably using some sort of terrible Twin Peaks joke.

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Boss: I'm not gonna tell you again, if I catch you peaking under covers to look at swollen vaginas, I'm calling the cops.
Skil: I'm so fray you're gonna fire m-e.
Boss: You're a weird little frick.

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hey fes


sticks n stones might break my bones
and roses are red
but your dogs can't ever have bones
cuz they're all dead

Rice and gravy

boozster, what do you think it'd be like to be married to g4? would she be a step up or a step down from your current frick buddy?

rude.

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but your dogs can't ever have bones
cuz they're all dead

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Disagree, their bones are actually buried in my back yard.

you don't think i'd make a fun wife?

fricking cringe