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Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:25 pm to Aspercel
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That is for all of you
you americans and your puritanical anal retentive views aboot (lol) sex....sheesh
aspy, i can see you not wanting to bang fr33, link, tiny lil scooba, chris and a host of others, so i'll take one for the team.
me
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:25 pm to Aspercel
You need to have someone cook you a lovely meal...something like seared duck breasts and asparagus...a nice glass of Zinfandel, maybe a nice jammy Shiraz...good music on...a foot rub.
Just treated like a lady should be. Relax and let all the negative energy melt away.

Just treated like a lady should be. Relax and let all the negative energy melt away.

This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:26 pm to Aspercel
quote:
Why can’t you guys accept my retirement?

Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:26 pm to Aspercel
quote:
Why can’t you guys accept my retirement?
You know what they say about playing hard to get.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:29 pm to Skillet
You need to have someone cook you a lovely meal...something like French Toast... a nice glass of Boones Farm maybe a nice jammy Arbor Mist... Put acoustic Cornell on... then maybe a taint massage.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:30 pm to Slagathor
I just spit out my virgin Cuba Libre.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:31 pm to Aspercel
quote:
y Aspercel
Why can’t you guys accept my retirement?
2 reasons
Guys want what they can’t have
Guys enjoy the chase/challenge
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:33 pm to Scooba
quote:
You need to have someone cook you a lovely meal...something like French Toast... a nice glass of Boones Farm maybe a nice jammy Arbor Mist... Put acoustic Cornell on... then maybe a taint massage.

Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:33 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
Guys want what they can’t have
Guys enjoy the chase/challenge
Didn't you once say pepper spray was an aphrodisiac
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:34 pm to Scooba
quote:
Put acoustic Cornell on...
wtf was that "nothing compares" copy? sheesh.
but, to get out of my skilly character for a moment, cc's daughter singing hallelujah teared me up.
aight, back to being skilly
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:41 pm to Slagathor
quote:
Didn't you once say pepper spray was an aphrodisiac
It just evens the playing field with their hands duct taped behind their back
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:42 pm to Aspercel
quote:
Ugh
I hear you. Relationships are often difficult. Just when you think you know someone well they can surprise you.
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:44 pm to tgrbaitn08
They don’t want this
And there is no chase happening
And there is no chase happening
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:44 pm to Skillet
You better shut up about Chris Cornell 
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