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re: LUNCH THRAY--"t'day's l-thray is out of order" closed edition

Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:24 pm to
Why can’t you guys accept my retirement?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

That is for all of you



you americans and your puritanical anal retentive views aboot (lol) sex....sheesh


aspy, i can see you not wanting to bang fr33, link, tiny lil scooba, chris and a host of others, so i'll take one for the team.

me
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:25 pm to
You need to have someone cook you a lovely meal...something like seared duck breasts and asparagus...a nice glass of Zinfandel, maybe a nice jammy Shiraz...good music on...a foot rub.


Just treated like a lady should be. Relax and let all the negative energy melt away.



This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 4:29 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

Why can’t you guys accept my retirement?

Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12204 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

Why can’t you guys accept my retirement?

You know what they say about playing hard to get.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:28 pm to
Bbbboooooooo retirement
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:28 pm to


Retired
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:29 pm to
You need to have someone cook you a lovely meal...something like French Toast... a nice glass of Boones Farm maybe a nice jammy Arbor Mist... Put acoustic Cornell on... then maybe a taint massage.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:30 pm to


I just spit out my virgin Cuba Libre.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

y Aspercel
Why can’t you guys accept my retirement?


2 reasons

Guys want what they can’t have

Guys enjoy the chase/challenge
This post was edited on 8/14/18 at 4:32 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

You need to have someone cook you a lovely meal...something like French Toast... a nice glass of Boones Farm maybe a nice jammy Arbor Mist... Put acoustic Cornell on... then maybe a taint massage.



Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Guys want what they can’t have

Guys enjoy the chase/challenge


Didn't you once say pepper spray was an aphrodisiac
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114467 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

Put acoustic Cornell on...



wtf was that "nothing compares" copy? sheesh.

but, to get out of my skilly character for a moment, cc's daughter singing hallelujah teared me up.


aight, back to being skilly
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:36 pm to
Ugh
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:37 pm to
Stop stalking me
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:38 pm to
You can stalk me
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

Didn't you once say pepper spray was an aphrodisiac


It just evens the playing field with their hands duct taped behind their back
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12204 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Ugh

I hear you. Relationships are often difficult. Just when you think you know someone well they can surprise you.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:44 pm to
They don’t want this

And there is no chase happening
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:44 pm to
You better shut up about Chris Cornell
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