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re: LUNCH THRAY--"a moment of e-silence for fes' cat" drowned edition

Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:53 pm to
All that flooding should help with the horseflies.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:54 pm to
Didn’t flood at the barn :-/

Stupid cows are the reason they are bad
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:56 pm to


Finger Soup?
Posted by OKellsBells
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:56 pm to
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Yes. He is currently sitting in the corner with a traffic cone on his melon.


Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:56 pm to
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All that flooding should help with the horseflies.


That trap that Georgia posted yesterday looked awesome.

Hello, Slagathor. I hope you don't pull an abdominal muscle this afternoon.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:57 pm to
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Stupid cows are the reason they are bad
There are horseflies and deer flies but why are there no cow flies?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:58 pm to
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There are horseflies and deer flies but why are there no cow flies?


Beef lobby, duh
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 2:58 pm to
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There are horseflies and deer flies but why are there no cow flies?



Exactly. I bet Kenneth brought all those horseflies with him from the old barn.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:02 pm to
If we all lived in tents and trailers would we still have to deal with houseflies?
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:04 pm to
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in Charlotte, any driver of a car who will not push it six feet to safety all share one common characteristic.


Is it old white lady? Because that was the demographic I had to deal with this morning. Just sitting in the middle of the road with her flashers on.

I rolled down my window and tried to ask what was wrong but she just looked at me with this dumb cow stare.

So I parked my truck and got out and asked her if she was stalled. She said yes but that AAA was coming. Then I said well why don’t you let me push you to the side of the road. She said “well this way cars can go around on either side.”

This is on a narrow 2 lane road with no shoulder.

Finally I convinced her that, no, the middle of the road is not the place for stalled cars. Then pushed her into a driveway and went on my way. Just passed some more one lanes with cars just stopped in the middle. No drivers.

God people are dumb.
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:08 pm to
What's the deal with cockroaches?
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:10 pm to
He may have
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:11 pm to
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What's the deal with cockroaches?
One of the most resilient creatures on earth. I’ve seen one crawling around inside a running microwave oven.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:12 pm to
No, not that.

@Slag, no not that.

The answer is black folks. They won't push a car 2 feet of a winning lottery ticket is the reward.

What is the name of the candied fruit thing... It's a funny sounding word...
Is that vague enough?

Btw, if I don't get the answers I'm looking for, raging anger is sure to follow as I'm almost drunk.
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:15 pm to
He's big hearted like that.
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:16 pm to
Wow.


On that note, bye all and have a fab rest of your afternoon!
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:17 pm to
Hi and bye
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:17 pm to
Where is 08?

Did he decide to go off with Bella?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:17 pm to
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So I parked my truck and got out and asked her if she was stalled. She said yes but that AAA was coming. Then I said well why don’t you let me push you to the side of the road. She said “well this way cars can go around on either side.”



Poor thing, it sounds like she didn't know what to do. I'm sure old age is like that, you get confused and forget things.


Poor thing, it sounds like she didn't know what to do. I'm sure all day just like that, you get confused and don't know what to do.

Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/6/19 at 3:18 pm to
Bye Slag. Don't be a stranger.
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