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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "was friday's l-thray a winner?" edition

Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:37 pm to
Hi. Kinda funny to see baffert lose both races. Maybe there’s a chance this year?

Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:38 pm to
He definitely got his story from unreliable sources. I’m busy moving from one barn to another.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:38 pm to
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You free Saturday?



Sorry, going to church Saturday.
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28158 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:40 pm to
See ya there
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114454 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:40 pm to
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No, I thought the dongs were fake.



it's not fair...i hate what my parents genes decided on.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:41 pm to
i shouldnt have let you talk me into improbable. that horse is going to flop. game winner all the way
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:42 pm to
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See ya there



Then choir practice
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114454 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:43 pm to
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He definitely got his story from unreliable sources. I’m busy moving from one barn to another.





from what i remember of burr's story was that you were going from barn to barn. so his story adds up...did/do you feel used?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:43 pm to
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it's not fair...i hate what my parents genes decided on.


Can't pick your relatives or your dong.

Sorry Skillz.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:43 pm to
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it is fake. they are just acting.

damn. does that mean my step mom actually just sexually harassed me?
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28158 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:46 pm to
Yep.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61775 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

I had fun at the parade Saturday with a bunch of heathens.
Wow. Just about the same for me.

quote:

Despite what berg told everyone I did not unretire
Oh. After what berg said, I figured you were out doing some part time work.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71689 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:49 pm to
no
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61775 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:51 pm to
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hi frog, burr told me that aspy unretired several times this past weekend.
Afternoon Skillet. Aspy says she’s still retired. Sorry.

But hey man, did you like my Friday GMT OP that included you?

quote:

Skillet goes to a doctor because he has a tapeworm.

The doctor says: Come back tomorrow with a banana and a Snickers bar. Skillet is very confused but does as he’s told.

The next day Skillet shows up with a banana and a Snickers bar. The doctor proceeds to insert the banana and the Snickers bar up Skillet’s arse.

Skillet and the doctor repeat this process for 5 days. On the sixth day, the doctor tells the him: Tomorrow bring a banana but instead of a Snickers bar, bring a hammer. Skillet is of course again confused but does as he’s told.

The next day the doctor inserts the banana up Skillet’s butt and quickly grabs the hammer and waits.

All of the sudden, the tapeworm pops out saying: Hey! Where’s my damn Snickers bar

This post was edited on 3/18/19 at 2:56 pm
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12196 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:54 pm to
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my Friday GMT OP that included you
I had forgotten about that. Congrats on losing the tapeworm, Skillz.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:56 pm to
I actually think neither.

Hoping the track doesn’t kill game winner. Interesting he’s pointing to Santa Anita.

And I never would have actually bet him but I loved seeing long range toddy win. I’ve had a horse crush on him since the Springboard <3





Btw, joke. I think they have a track issue but I also think a majority of the horses (not all) already had issues.
This post was edited on 3/18/19 at 2:58 pm
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 2:59 pm to
How else would I be able to afford 2 horses? They certainly bring in no money.
This post was edited on 3/18/19 at 2:59 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122522 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 3:36 pm to
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It was just said I was once a stripper or escort


Do you still take appointments?
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70809 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 4:14 pm to
Hello Aspy.

Sorry about the jokes. I thought we liked to have fun.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 4:42 pm to
It’s ok to joke if I happen to be in the thread...

Like me claiming prostitution to house my horses after skillet suggested such. I was here to play along.
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