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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "Monday Funday" edition

Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:02 pm to
He was in a BMW X5 last time we hung out
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:04 pm to
l-thray has suffered without terd around to tell pox that he'd beat her to death with a golf club martha moxley style while she begged him to kill her more slowly.

guess his fil put the kibosh on his work computer.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:08 pm to
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that he'd beat her to death with a golf club martha moxley style while she begged him to kill her more slowly.



Foreplay
Posted by MapGuy
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:09 pm to
i will sum up and fix this lunch thread with my below joke:



why does a chicken coop only have two doors?


cause if it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan.

Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:09 pm to
I think Terd wore himself out over in the open marriage thread. He'll catch his breath and show up in here before long.
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:10 pm to
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He was in a BMW X5 last time we hung out



chicken is only 1 of a handful of humans that can afford bmw parts & repairs.

lowly bmw owner---how much will it cost for one of those cool looking beamer front license plates?

beamer place---$900.00

lowly bmw owner---i can't afford that

chicken, i'll take 2 just in case one gets dirty.
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:13 pm to
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I think Terd wore himself out over in the open marriage thread. He'll catch his breath and show up in here before long.



i stay away from thought provoking threads. they give me headaches.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:14 pm to
That is one of the funniest jokes I have read on here today. That had chickens as part of it. That you told. That was semi car related.

Good one.
Posted by MapGuy
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:14 pm to
i'm the same

i come here to have my self esteem shattered.. and that's it.
Posted by MapGuy
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:15 pm to
thanks good sir

i tried to capture all the aspects of chickens, numbers and vehicle types
Posted by dillpickleLSU
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:16 pm to
You sure do know a lot about chicken.......
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:19 pm to
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I'd like to see you and Noho around each other on x

No, thanks. I don't like to be out of control.
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:24 pm to
noho, you wouldn't wanna glow stick with me while listening to the sweet techno sounds of alice deejay?
Posted by NoHoTiger
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:37 pm to
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noho, you wouldn't wanna glow stick with me while listening to the sweet techno sounds of alice deejay?

just the thought of techno music and all those freaking people sends me into a panic attack. I'll do glow sticks with you at baseball game.
This post was edited on 6/22/15 at 3:38 pm
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 4:17 pm to
This post was edited on 6/22/15 at 4:18 pm
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 4:20 pm to
Hello Mr. Cove. Hope you and yours are well. Nice Father's Day?
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 4:23 pm to
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Hello Mr. Cove. Hope you and yours are well.


Excellent, as deserved.

quote:

Nice Father's Day?


That gif is a representation of the Cove family's Father's Day Festivities. You?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 4:27 pm to
It was nice. low key. Put the lovely LCA twins in a van to WVA for a mission trip. Then I got pretty hammered last night. I thought I was in control but I THINK wife feels differently...
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 4:29 pm to
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mission trip


quote:

got pretty hammered


I like where your soul is at.
Posted by MapGuy
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 4:29 pm to
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I THINK wife feels differently

before or after she called me at 10pm telling me to talk your naked arse off the top of the neighbors TV antenna pole?
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