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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "list of ot'rs with a drinking problem" aa edition

Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:08 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:08 pm to
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I've fainted before...


women faint
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:08 pm to
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I've fainted before...


Haha, you're a pansy.
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:09 pm to
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I've fainted before...


did you use the ellipsis in hopes that we'd ask for the story?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:09 pm to
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did you use the ellipsis in hopes that we'd ask for the story?



more than once
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:09 pm to
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soon to be dead darth, maybe, just maybe this time...looks like I'll be calling your hot arse movie star lookin' wife real soon to console her and to canoodle her.


Well, it’s like I’ve always said, my wife and her next husband will be set. Between my retirement and insurance, you’ll finally reach OT Baller status.
Posted by dukke v
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:11 pm to
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I've fainted before...



Was this that time you were vacationing in Thailand and discovered the girl you were having sex with was packing more meat than you?
Posted by Skillet
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:12 pm to
pj, did you eat the easter sirloin at longnorn?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:13 pm to
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Was this that time you were vacationing in Thailand and discovered the girl you were having sex with was packing more meat than you?



no it was the time i was walking up the stairs to go into my office my pussy started bleeding...sound familiar?
Posted by Rouge
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Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:13 pm to
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how will you photograph said drink AND sticky note with date/time if you're holding it?


Hold drink in right hand
Write note with left hand
Apply sticky to drink glassware
Pick up phone with left hand
Switch drink to left hand and phone to right hand
Take photo with right hand whilst holding drink in leff hand

Any other questions?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:15 pm to
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Any other questions?



Did someone help you with this?

quote:

Hold drink in right hand
Write note with left hand
Apply sticky to drink glassware
Pick up phone with left hand
Switch drink to left hand and phone to right hand
Take photo with right hand whilst holding drink in leff hand
Posted by dukke v
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Member since Jul 2006
216684 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:15 pm to
Nope... pork chops and gravy......
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:15 pm to
PeeJ who are you picking tonight?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:15 pm to
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Any other questions?


your sticky note sticks even with the condensation?

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74660 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:16 pm to
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no it was the time i was walking up the stairs to go into my office my pussy started bleeding...sound familiar?



Sounds like you’re on your period.
Posted by dukke v
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Member since Jul 2006
216684 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:18 pm to
Nova..... I doubt they shooter as great as the other night, but they just have too much depth for Michigan..... Michigan is scrappy but I'll take nova to cover as well..... something like 78-67.
Posted by Rouge
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Member since Oct 2004
138856 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:18 pm to
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your sticky note sticks even with the condensation?
don't fill up glass to the tip top

You have no respect for my level of detail. That much is obvious.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216684 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:18 pm to
Hey Slag.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:18 pm to
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Nova..... I doubt they shooter as great as the other night, but they just have too much depth for Michigan..... Michigan is scrappy but I'll take nova to cover as well..... something like 78-67.



Michigan +6.5 it is
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:19 pm to
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don't fill up glass to the tip top


you don't use chilled glassware

ETA: Hey PEEEEJ!!!
This post was edited on 4/2/18 at 1:20 pm
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