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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "i'm jealous of pj" edition

Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 2:58 pm to
I don't have a 9" hawg like PJ so his advice wouldn't help.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114455 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:00 pm to
looks like tit pullo & chris are posting freaking book size posts.

tl i won't read them.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12197 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:00 pm to
Damn it - a couple of creepy arse Jehovah's Witnesses just came to my door wanting to share scripture as it relates to disease. One of them had a massive booger hanging out of his nose.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Since I had already bought her a gift and card I'm thinking I can either say it was a joke and deny, deny, deny that I got confused, or I can just take my medicine like a man.


Or tell her it was a dream and for a split second, after you woke up you were confused... And laugh it off.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114455 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:02 pm to
get a ring vid d-bell...i use it to tell people that aubrey has ebola and they're more than welcome to come in an visit.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:04 pm to
There is no advice for this situation. You are screwed. Possibly forever. Years from now she will remind you about the time you didn't know when her birthday was. Even if you never forget for the rest of your life.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:04 pm to
I tried that when she replied that today was her bday. Obviously it didn't work.

The fact that I did something that would suggest, albeit after I had already done it, tells me that I seriously need to reevaluate my life.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Jehovah's Witnesses


All you have to do is say "We worship the old gods here"
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:06 pm to
I'm 30 minutes in to your pj interview.

Jake your voice doesn't match what i imagined it would be

Peej definitely sounds exactly like I thought he would, I guess he wasn't wearing his dentures for the interview

Those first fifteen or so minutes were just incredibly awkward and cringey
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:07 pm to
Yep.

Oh well. frick it I guess.

I mean it's her 17th birthday, what's the big deal???
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:13 pm to
Just tell her the truth that you had a dream about it and sent the txt in a stupor.

She will see how you were so upset by the dream and you cared so much about getting her b-day right.


She'll jump your bone.



Girls listen to their dreams. Sometimes...most times...to the guy's detriment.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

Jehovah's Witnesses


For some reason it bothers me when I see these frickers going door to door. I guess its just the idea of them going around trying to push their religion on people, but one time when I was a kid, I was outside playing in the front yard and one of them stopped to talk to me. He showed me a pamphlet and it was a picture of a little kid in the middle of a bunch of animals... Lions, tigers, elephants, etc.. And he told me "do you want to go to a heaven where everything is about love and you can play with all of these beautiful animals without them hurting you?" I told my dad and he told me "next time they try to talk to you just move away from them or come get me so I can tell them to take their shite somewhere else"..
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:19 pm to
Chris, you are one miserable frick.....

didnt you just run off 3 kids last week for knocking on your door to sing Christmas carols to you? Cheer up man...
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:20 pm to
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She will see how you were so upset by the dream and you cared so much about getting her b-day right.


She'll jump your bone.


Yeah, none of that shite is gonna happen.

But thanks anyway.

It's quite the overreaction on her part IMO considering I didn't technically forget her bday. I just woke up confused and fired off a text before I was good and awake.

Oh well, if it's not one thing it's another. I just served her up something to bitch about on a platter, not that she really needs any help finding something.

Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:20 pm to
That never happened, Chris
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:23 pm to
I was looking around on the google trend and I looked at the subregion for tigerdroppings and #1 is "LSU 247" then #2 is "Paige Tigerdroppings" #3 is "Tigerdroppings Mickey Shunick" so Paige.... A lot of people google to look for your post.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:24 pm to
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That never happened, Chris




You right... I just made that up for the frick of it... That's just how I "roll".. Ha ha.. Get it? Roll... Blaaahahahaha
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:28 pm to
I don't get it, are you crippled or somethin
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:31 pm to
Sounds like they know their audience
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/29/16 at 3:32 pm to
or maybe that is how she joxies her username?
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