re: LUNCH THRAY---The "hey chicks, win a meet n greet with skilly" edition

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chris, have you ever gotten a speeding ticket or any other violation while driving your h-capped van, or does the cop just say "slow down lil fella"?

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I wish they would give me a pass. It would have saved me a lot of problems the first several years of driving.

I got a ticket in donaldsonville one early Sunday morning (it was right after 6AM) for going 82 in a 35. I was on that stretch between white castle and donaldsonville and just entered donaldsonville when a city cop was coming my direction. I was slowing down when he recorded me.. But I knew he saw me. I looked up in the mirror and saw that sons a bitch whip his car around like he was on dukes of hazzard or something.

I got one in Sorento. A few in Brusly. I got stopped multiple times throughout Iberville Parish. The only two times I got a ticket was when some new cop stopped me twice and gave me a ticket, but I get those fixed. But I was a cocky dumbass back then.

You went 82 in a 35 zone?????


You are more stupid than I thought.

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GatDammit. Have an upvote.

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damn gul where u ben so long?

She’s been around.

Normally just drops in with some gems. She’s the best.

#frickedandforgotten

It was early in the morning on a Sunday. No one was on the street. I had to go into work to finish something (at the time I worked in Gonzales either the ferry wasn't running or not open yet but I was going to the sunshine bridge). I wanted to get there no later than 6:30 if I remember correctly because I wanted to finish what I needed to so that I could probably watch a game.

He could have arrested me if he wanted to.. But he asked why I was going as fast as I was, I explained.. And told him that because no one was on the road I decided to do it and that I was on my way to work.. He was cool about it. He said "Look if you were not going as fast as you were going I would let you go, but I am sure you understand". I told him I absolutely understood. I made a stupid decision, that doesn't mean I am stupid.

You might follow the speed limit but don't know frick about the stock market.. and many other things as well..

I made stupid decisions, but I know how shite works.. So I guess we have different definitions of stupid.

Eeewww, spaghetti pubes

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float rider?

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even worse, face painter.

I need like a 48 hour nap.

Peanuts

Dr Pepper.

I’ll be up all night now