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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "Festus is getting married" edition
Posted on 5/31/17 at 1:41 pm to Skillet
Posted on 5/31/17 at 1:41 pm to Skillet
He said I'm in a nursing home! Mother fricking burned the eff out of me. And I've been defending him recently, and developing a friendship, despite his pedophiliac avie and the fact that his downs syndrome wife cheated on him and left him, and he became an alcoholic with no one, not even family, to turn to.
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 1:45 pm to Moxie
quote:
Maybe he likes Girl Scout moms
gs moms:
life has passed them by.
they yearn to sit in metal folding chairs in front of grocery stores.
they are sad.
they are too fat, or way too skinny.
they've given up.
"life is like a box of cookies" f gump
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 5/31/17 at 1:48 pm to Festus
quote:
He said I'm in a nursing home!
no worries mate...i think he meant to say assisted living. no further action will need to be taken.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 1:54 pm to Skillet
This thread is a shite storm.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 1:58 pm to Festus
That's not very nice of him. He does get violent on here though
Posted on 5/31/17 at 1:58 pm to Deactived
quote:HPV
Link and I will always have something together from this.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 1:59 pm to link
link thank you for your kind words.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:00 pm to OweO
quote:
This thread is a shite storm.
thats original......does it ever get old using other people's jokes?
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:01 pm to Skillet
quote:
Maybe he likes Girl Scout moms
i can't be too choosy skil
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:03 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
does it ever get old using other people's jokes?
It's not a joke.
And as for as using other people's jokes, you would be able to answer that question better than I can. We go through this all the time when you post the same shite over and over.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:09 pm to Festus
happy to do it. you're a great example to many posters here. if more folks would follow your lead and and just take what they could get relationship-wise, we'd all be a lot happier.
that was my toast, by the way. still working on the lead-in, but it's pretty much there.
that was my toast, by the way. still working on the lead-in, but it's pretty much there.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:10 pm to Skillet
Baked chicken
Mashed taters
Gluten Free Water
Sup Skill
Mashed taters
Gluten Free Water
Sup Skill
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:13 pm to Festus
Festus, does the gray drapes match the carpet?
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:16 pm to link
quote:
if more folks would follow your lead and and just take what they could get relationship-wise, we'd all be a lot happier.
Don't care, had sex, amirite?
quote:
that was my toast, by the way. still working on the lead-in, but it's pretty much there.
As long as you follow it with an acapella version of Dream Weaver. That song always makes me cry.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:20 pm to Rebel
It's bald. (and not from shaving, ) 
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:22 pm to Festus
Veggies and hummus.
Afternoon, guys
Afternoon, guys
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:23 pm to Aspercel
Afternoon Asp.
You in a good mood today?
You in a good mood today?
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:23 pm to Festus
Posted on 5/31/17 at 2:25 pm to Festus
Yes. Is there a reason I shouldn't be?
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