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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "Festus is getting married" edition

Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:35 pm to
post your pic first.sorry to disappoint your cool tigahRag schtick but I am not ugly- but I'll be ugly if it gets you through the day.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:37 pm to
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sorry to disappoint your cool tigahRag schtick b


BOOM. Get him, Angelle!
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:38 pm to
why is he that way? he can be so darn ugly and filthy mean, like a junkyard dog.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:40 pm to
He has VD.
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:41 pm to
You do realize, he's not serious. He's never serious. He attacks my kids and dead dogs, and bug eyed girlfriend constantly. And we've come as close to 2 men having sex, without actually having sex (all when we were extremely drunk and feeling curious, nothing but heavy petting and some kissing occurred, to be clear, no sex). He rips me because he loves me.

He's never serious.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:42 pm to
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sorry to disappoint your cool tigahRag schtick



is he banned?



quote:

post your pic


i look like dog shite, seriously. but i used to look aight.



quote:

I am not ugly


hey baby who would you most compare your looks to?

malin akerman maybe?



akerman




This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 3:44 pm
Posted by Ellssu
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Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:43 pm to
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He's never serious.
glad to know he has wished my demise for almost a year
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 3:45 pm
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:44 pm to
hey
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:45 pm to
how I picture skillet...



am I close?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:46 pm to
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almost a tear


Is that 'tear' like crying or 'tear' like rip?
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:47 pm to
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post your pic

here is skillet preparing lamb chops and vegetables at longhorn steakhouse in denham springs:

Posted by Ellssu
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:47 pm to
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Is that 'tear' like crying or 'tear' like rip?
you got me i corrected it
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:47 pm to
Close, but he doesn't have a lot of teeth


And doesn't wear wire rim glasses.

And had a head of hair..

Otherwise, dead on.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:48 pm to
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he can be so darn ugly and filthy mean,



sorry girl scout mom, below is my story. maybe this'll help you understand me....and don't forget, my dog just died.

my mother & father committed double suicide when i was 14 years old. they both suffered from postpartum depression after i was born and could never get over it.

my father was an alcoholic hillbilly from tennessee, and my mother was a filthy slut...i remember them coming in my room at night and standing over my bed and listening to my father tell my mother as he was looking at me saying "lez kill it".

this happened many times, and it sounded like he was saying "skillet" with that stupid backwards earnest t bass voice of his. anywho, the name skillet stuck.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:49 pm to



That's a great backstory, skilz
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

my mother was a filthy slut...


Posted by Ellssu
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Member since Dec 2006
2478 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:54 pm to
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

my mother was a filthy slut...


She wasn't always filthy.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

my mother was a filthy slut


ygm
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 3:56 pm to
Does he sample every plate before it's served...?

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