re: LUNCH THRAY---The "ask me and festus anything" edition

stop asking stupid questions you idiot.

Not yet...

May be driving to Houston

I know you do.

You want me to die.

Fingers crossed it ends up cancelled.

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May be driving to Houston

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I'll bring beer. If we get stranded I'll share. You still driving that powder blue Chevy Astro?

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You want me to die.

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that's harsh. But it may be a better experience for you?

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This tread is similar to the "Dear Festus" treads of old. They were very good,and informative threads, but the last one got whacked by an admin. Good luck with this one lasting.

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stop being a da you da...l-thrays are nothing but a release for me to hyper-post and to make new friends..some of these idiots actually post their lunch under the assumption that i or anyone else gives a shite.

how many corndogs are you going to eat tomorrow for 50 cent corndog day at sonic?

Sigh

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Festie - why don't you call mom as much as she would like.

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Rum, I didn't want to air out our dirty laundry on the internet, but if you insist......You've always been her favorite. You know it. I know it. She knows it. I'm the Robert to your Raymond.

And explain to me, what's stopping her finger from dialing my number??? For that matter, what's stopping YOU from calling me? (outside of that issue with me acting inappropriate with your wife at Thanksgiving, for which I've apologized several times)?

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My parents scared the f*ck out of me that any illegal substance would kill me.

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them DA liars!!! Look at me...

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I've never even taken one puff from a joint. Real talk.

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if we are doing real talk, I've honestly never in my life taken a single drag of a cigarette.