re: LUNCH tHRAY---The "10-4 lil buddy" roger dat edition

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don't worry about all that. what you should be worried about is the muscle i'm hiring from oweo to BTFOY for reneging on our fab deal.

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listen up mr mathematics...all i recall is aspy saying that you were handsome and that you could irl fight....i'm still waiting for one of the pretty o-t chicks like sbp, pox, etc. to say that about you.

aubrey sounds like a lesbian

he didn't mean that bae

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don't worry about all that. what you should be worried about is the muscle i'm hiring from oweo to BTFOY for reneging on our fab deal.

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Let's assume your goal was to beat the frick out of Skillet. You need to find a spot and an event that would allow you to attack him from the "rear". A "surprise" attack would probably be your best bet. And also, I think a good place to do this would be where there would be a lot of witnesses. In my experiences with fighting, I don't want to get the negative consequences coming form beating the frick out of someone. And when I say "negative consequences", I'm of course talking about the cops. Look, it's not like I set out thinking "OK, I'm gonna BTFOO Skillet, so I need to make preparations to avoid the negative outcome involving LEO". I'm just saying, having a criminal record for "fighting" can really frick you up.

An OTGT is the perfect spot.. Because it has plenty of people as witnesses (assuming you attack and fight fair, and not take cheap shots and whatnot). It also has the opportunity for a sneak attack (assuming it's at a OTGT tailgate). I'm not sure, I don't really spend that much time on here, and when I do (which isn't often), I seem to recall that some of the people that post here might have tailgates, and invite posters? I don't really know, and I really don't give a frick about what goes on in this place.

IF you were able to get a good "sneak attack" on Skillet, you could probably win the fight. Think about it, you would get to hit him (from behind, and no I'm not talking sexually like you sick fricks that spend all day on here are probably thinking), and do a lot of damage. You probably are asking, "how does that really do a lot of damage"? Think about it, he's not prepared for your hit. When you hit someone that's not prepared, they can't prepare and possibly side step (I know, I can't step, real funny, you pricks need to come up with better material). If they can't get out of the way, the hit will land. And landing a punch is better and more damaging than "not landing" a punch.

I would be curious to know if LSU will beat the spread this weekend? Anyway, anybody else got any good fight stories to share?

"read" every word

yea but who knows when we'll hear from him again. whether he's an alter or actually lsunurse's husband remains to be seen, but if he is an alter, we'll probably never figure out who it is. he's too elusive.

Hey link.

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muscle i'm hiring from oweo

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No problem