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re: LUNCH THRAY---"day 40 of not talkin' to a bar worker chick" edition

Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

I don’t actually wave to anybody. 2 hands on the wheel.


Wait a minute... when I rode Kenneth, there were just a bunch of ropes. How come I didn't get one with a steering wheel?
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:21 pm to
Hey Slag, I have not watched any news today. Are there any updates on the state's big opening?
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:21 pm to
I’ll give you a steering wheel next time
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:23 pm to
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Are there any updates on the state's big opening?


Lake Okeechobee is still full of water

Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:28 pm to


What did you do for Ipsy choice today?
This post was edited on 4/23/20 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:29 pm to
I figured you would go right after the obvious enema joke.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:30 pm to
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What did you do for Ipsy choice today?


Since you didn't remind me this morning... nothing yet...checking now. I just got my last one in the mail this week.

ETA: Hangit, just because my jokes are all from the toilet store, don't assume I'd go for that It was either Lake O or sinkholes.
This post was edited on 4/23/20 at 3:33 pm
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Draft
Party
Honkey


1. I RA'd
2. I dream and long for a day when no one sees coloreds at draft parties...
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:37 pm to
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Frog, is he coming to your house?
Hopefully he’s bringing the Hooter girls.

They like it when he only responds in emoji.

Time for Jell-O shot #2
This post was edited on 4/23/20 at 3:40 pm
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:41 pm to
Sounds like we’ll have fun
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:45 pm to
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Aspercel


Ok, in true Slag-is-predictable-af, I chose Roller Lash
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:46 pm to
Should be a good time for all.

ESPN already streaming and Alt 90’s rock is shaking the walls.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:46 pm to
Me too.

It’s one I buy anyway. Might as well love one thing in the bag.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:47 pm to
BF who you think is going to win tonight?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:50 pm to
I look like a Cullen today because I thought I'd try out the Kismet Vitamin C primer. That one really makes me think I might start using full-face glitter all the time.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:51 pm to
Do it!!!! Only slag can pull that off.

I have a liquid highlighter and a liquid glitter thing from the same company I got in boxy. Accidentally mixed the glitter one with my foundation one day and also looked like Edward
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:52 pm to
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BF who you think is going to win tonight?
Arsenal

Who are you thinking?
This post was edited on 4/23/20 at 3:53 pm
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:54 pm to
American pharoah
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:55 pm to
King Tut would be a good alter.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:55 pm to
Yep
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