re: LUNCH THRAY--- "cancelled" edition

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Help us out with a great story or joke.

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A friend of mine went to Nicholls and it was pledge week or some bullshite and he told me there was this guy who was rushing, that had down syndrome. He said at first, everything was going good. The guy was dancing with everyone, even had some of the girls dancing with him, but evidently he was drinking.

He said all of a sudden the dude just started doing stupid shite and was laughing really loud at himself and was going up to girls saying "dance with me now". It got to the point where it went from "hey this guy is cool. good for him" to "what the frick is going on? What do we do?".

My friend (I know, people are going to say you don't have friends, blah blah blah.. His name is Donovan, he went to Nicholls and now lives in Houston) is a drinker and he said that night he said he was taking shots and just drinking more at a faster pace so he wasn't all in his right mind. He got tired of the dude. He said he was all of a sudden like a really hyper 4 year old in the body of a college student.

So Donovan, having been friends with me, tells me, some dude told him that he told him "here, hold my beer. I have a friend in a wheelchair and I treat him normal so I am going to take care of this". Donovan ends up getting in a fight with this dude and was holding him down telling him to calm the frick down.. Then all of a sudden everyone there got really pissed at Donovan before he tried to fight the kid with down syndrome. So everyone went from thinking he was cool, to not knowing what to do when he got out of control to feeling sorry for him when Donovan decided he was going to "treat him normal".

This story was probably a lot more funny when I first heard it and you would have to know the guy as well for it to be even more funny, but yeah.

I searched there is not one

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Donovan

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that works for an oil company in Houston.

chris is a liar

What has no legs and lies like a rug ?






You

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That is a good one, Festus, but I was hoping for one of Oweo's stories.

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Long story short, the project I had been working on for about a year was coming to an end. This was in November, December 2008, when the economy was going to shite. Other big projects were coming to an end so a lot of people were only able to get 20-25 hrs a week. People started to assume layoffs were coming, but management assured everyone that it was temporary and that by the beginning of the year there are several big projects that would be starting and that they might have to start actually hiring more people.

About two weeks later they started laying people off. They were telling people it was temporary and that they will be hiring everyone when the projects started. I thought I would be laid off because after finishing the project I was on, I had no work. When the new year started, I was still there, but I went ask my manager about my future. I was told I would be reassigned to a new position that involved working on something related to keeping up with all projects and he told me as long as the company had work (which they would always have some type of work) I would have a job.

That was great news especially at that time. For about 2 months I would go into work with absolutely nothing to do, I couldn't wait to start working in my new position. One day the manager asked if I would go to his office. Finally, I thought I would be getting started in my new position. As I turned the corner, I saw someone from HR in his office. Right away, I knew what was about to happen. When I got in there he started giving me the whole spiel "you have been a great employee for us, but.....". I interrupted as to say "cut the shite" and I asked him "So I am being laid off right? What do yall need me to do". HR handed me some paperwork and the manager started back up with "we hated to do this", but I just rolled out of his office.

I wasn't pissed about being laid off, I thought it was going to happen a few months earlier. I was pissed that the mother fricker told me I was going to be reassigned and that I didn't have to worry about my job, blah blah blah.

With all the threads on this message board that are already about suicide, do we really need to see that again?

I was kind of hoping for a some funny jokes. He comes out with some Muppet s***. And I don't mean the poster.

A Jew a priest a black fellow and a cripple walk into a bar.


Bwhahhahahahahaba

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that works for an oil company in Houston.

chris is a liar

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Did you search "Oweo's friend Donovan who beat tried to fight a retard while at nicholls and now lives in Houston and works for an oil company"?

I miss meatloaf

Manwich and meatloaf.....