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re: Louisiana Woman, 38, Bangs & Threatens 16yo

Posted on 4/17/16 at 10:57 am to
Posted by Captain Lafitte
Barataria Bay
Member since Nov 2012
6543 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 10:57 am to
Honestly, I wouldn't know but I may have kept it to myself verbally and I think my body language would have tipped me off.
This post was edited on 4/17/16 at 11:01 am
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
48312 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 10:59 am to
5'1" with one arm? I bet she can swim laps in a wash tub.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:02 am to
quote:

I only skimmed through the article but from what I gathered it was another adult that caught wind of the affair and spilled the beans?


fricking cockblock
Posted by The Bruce
Member since Dec 2013
951 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:07 am to
HOW DID SHE LOSE HER ARM! WE MUST KNOW!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76152 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:10 am to
She and Paul McCartney's ex-wife wanted to buy an expensive house in the Garden District.

It cost an arm and a leg.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:13 am to
Anytime a story starts off like this...

quote:

A Louisiana woman named December Hebert


You know it is going to be good.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:18 am to
I see zero pics lower than the chest. Could be a ton of cottage cheese down there.
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:33 am to
I would definitely keep this broad at arm's length.
This post was edited on 4/17/16 at 11:34 am
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138845 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:50 am to
Reminds me of Seinfeld and the chick that looked different in light than shadows
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53970 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:03 pm to
what are the chances the kid's name is Jamal?
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:22 pm to
Am I the only one trying to do the math on this statement?
"I have 4 kids, but 2 are already out of the house."

She says she's 38. When did she start reproducing? At what age does she kick her children out of the nest? Or, do they run for their lives as soon as possible?

Here are my guesses on the arm amputation:
1) One of the world's worst needle sharing infections, or
2) A nasty case of Vibrio infection picked up while fishing around Lafitte in a 14' Jon boat with her latest baby daddy.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:23 pm to
That's what 38 looks like?
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:25 pm to
That's what 38 looks like?
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In Marrero? Only the pretty ones look that good at 38.
Posted by GeauxldnGurl
Member since Nov 2010
686 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:53 pm to
Do you want kids? Prefer not to say.



Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Idk what's wrong with these kids being tattle tales nowadays. If I was getting some poon like that, I'd keep my mouth shut because everyone knows what happens as soon as someone's mom finds out. You're not kidding. I'd be a selfish bastard and tell no one.


What's the point in banging a one-armed milf if you're not gonna tell all your friends?
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 1:01 pm to
About the kid telling his friends?

It reminds me of that scene in There's Something About Mary when he tells them he's going to the prom with Mary and the very next scene goes to his friend saying "You're a fricking liar!"

That would sound like a cracky tale to me if one of my friends told me they were sexing a 38 year old skank with a nub with a little gristle on the end of it.
This post was edited on 4/17/16 at 1:06 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 1:36 pm to
I go off on a week long xanax binge and almost miss this gold.

Dance with a One armed.

I'm too lazy to read through comments but I'm sure handjobs and whatnot have been mentioned.


Now. If I only knew where I was.
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 1:46 pm to
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Left arm gone.



And yet my boner remains.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41377 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 1:48 pm to
Can't believe nobody on the OT knows this woman and how she lost her arm.

I'm going with car or boating accident.
This post was edited on 4/17/16 at 1:50 pm
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 4/17/16 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

I wonder if she likes roses or daisies?



I don't know, but she sure enjoys planting two lips.
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