re: LNST

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What are you doing to fix your stupid for her?

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Look man it's not easy letting yourself fall for a fat chick. You gotta reconcile with some things first. That's what Sampson's trying to do here.

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it's not easy letting yourself fall for a fat chick.

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sounds crass and shallow but it has been a genuine struggle. But I think it was meant to be and I’m happy.

She jokes about that too but if she ever gets skinny I’ll dance with her with the same love and pride

As a big girl with a lot of drive and a smart mouth who has been pretty stubborn about even considering settling, please tell her I said atta girl. unless you suck, in which case tell her I said run.

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If you were in your early 30’s and found a girl that was heavy but checked every other box (smart funny kind sincere successful Likes you for you) would you give it a shot and encourage her to get healthy/just settle bc physical traits aren’t that big of a deal?

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As you get older, you’ll learn that there are far more important things than a woman’s fleeting beauty. They age like bananas. Try as they may they’ll hit the wall and succumb to the wrinkles and the lumps.

And sure, younger women are fit and fun and freaky...but they too will age. Time is u defeated. So more important than looks is that If she will support your in your endeavors, help raise your children, love you, if your sexual chemistry is on point (huge factor) and of you are aligned on a lot of things and understand your roles.


That will take your farther Thann a pretty young ditz

I’m good. I might feel that way one day. I’m old enough to not care as much, but still young enough to know I can make shite happen on my own dime.

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I’m good. I might feel that way one day. I’m old enough to not care as much, but still young enough to know I can make shite happen on my own dime

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You can blame sampson for that.

He wanted some insult comic dog, so I coughed it up.

I'm sure you'll do better than a guy with a drool cup.

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You just talk too much and aren’t very good at editing yourself.

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Elaborate please? My writing style or overall or what?

Eager Beats Pretty

Vs. 1
Well I went down to the local bar,
With a memory to drown,
Tried my luck with the lovely
But they all just shot me down,
Feeling like a fool shootin’ whiskey straight,
‘Bout as glum as I could be,
‘Til I recalled some sage advice,
An old man once gave to me,
Well he told me,

Refrain:
At the end of the night,
Eager beats pretty,
Cause the only thing that matters is playing with them titties,
Son she ain’t got to be a beauty queen,
For her to suck it hard,
And ride it mean,
At the end of the night,
Eager beats pretty.

Vs 2:
At a table in the corner sat a lonely girl,
On a barstool that was strained,
With a round of drinks,
I walked up to her,
Thinking “my lucks bound to change”
Well I looked at her, in her lazy eye,
said “ma’am you sure look fine”
Then she smiled at me with a snaggle tooth,
And said “your place or mine?”

refrain:
At the end of the night,
Eager beats pretty,
Cause the only thing that matters is playing with them titties,
Son she ain’t got to be a beauty queen,
For her to suck it hard,
And ride it mean,
At the end of the night,
Eager beats pretty.

Vs. 3
Well I drove her home, and the fun began,
‘Fore the key was in the door,
And the things she did,
Nearly blew my mind,
Once her dress dropped to the floor,
When I woke up and I turned to her,
I’ll admit she looked a fright,
When she smiled and started going down again,
I knew that old man was right.

Repeat refrain

Well a lazy eye and a snaggle tooth,
well they sure look better with some 90 proof,
And the homely girls try hard, so take some pity,
So if you’re striking out, and your need a plan,
Just remember that advice from a wise old man,
At the end of the night,
EAGER BEATS PRETTY...!