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Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:29 pm to
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:29 pm to
did the female jockey make your tickle spot tingle?

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:30 pm to
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Well Chris..... I don't think anyone suspected you stood by them fwiw, but nice anecdote though



Actually, I had my chair in "stand up" mode most of the night so if you want to get technical.. But I understand you look for the low hanging fruit to get a few laughs. I guess it makes you feel better.. So glad I could help you feel better about yourself.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:31 pm to
Thats a bet nephew
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

did the female jockey make your tickle spot tingle?


I had no idea what she looked like, nor do I think she was the only female jockey. It really had nothing to do with the fact she was a female jockey, it was more to do with the fact we were talking with her parents who seemed to be good people.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144673 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:35 pm to
you've become very equestrienne lately.

if my grandfather still had horses, i'd figure out away for you to be able to ride one.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:40 pm to
Quesadillas and Water
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:40 pm to
Oban 14 scotch. I'm drunk as hell.

Popcorn and claws on TNT. Say what you will but I don't watch a lot of women's shows and I like this one. That thick blonde:
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:41 pm to
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if my grandfather still had horses, i'd figure out away for you to be able to ride one.


Thanks, but ive rode horses before, although I was young, but it was my brother's horse. And I have an aunt who has several horses. My cousin use to barrel race, but my aunt loves horses and has a few of her own and houses a few horses for people who doesn't have a place to keep their horse (she is retired, but that's sort of a side thing for her. She charges to house them and what not) so if I really wanted to ride a horse I have access to her horses.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:42 pm to
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Before we knew anything about her. On Friday a friend of mine, for some reason, was big on the #2 horse in the 2nd race. He texted us a few times "im telling yall, that #2 horse in the 2nd race is the bet of the night, blah blah" on the way up there he mentioned it a few times. I went place my bet and didn't bet on the #2 horse.. It was 6 of us, he convinced everyone else besides me and another guy.. Just because we thought he read something that was hyping that horse up for whatever reason and I don't like betting on horses that get hyped up too much... Anyway, the #2 horse ended up coming out dead last. And she rode that horse.

I still lost on the horses I bet on, but for the next several races I stayed away from the horses she was riding (this was based on that one race, I based my decisions based on any information I read in the program and that's it. Each race, I'd pick two horses across the board. One horse with good odds, the other a long shot)

She ended up winning the 4th or 5th race after the 2nd race of the night (the one my friend was big on #2), I didn't really think much of it, but when we were talking to the people on side of us and her mom told us "my daughter is riding the #9 horse in this race" we all went bet on her just because.. We could all pull for her since her parents were there talking with us. And that ended up being the first of her streak.

One of my friends ask her mom "since I bet on her, if she wins will you take me down to go meet her so I can thank her for the money she will win me" and she was all excited saying we could all go meet her.. She won, but just the guy who asked her if he could go meet her, when down to meet her (he use to own a racehorse and knows more about it than anyone else with us). He ended up winning a little over $400 on that race then won a decent amount on the next one..


Anyone who will complain about how long my post is GFY. If you think I am lying GFY. No 08... I am not STFY. This is directed to Aspy, only Aspy. If she thinks it sucks, would rather I didn't post it, etc that's cool, she can think whatever she wants since it is directed to her. Anyone else, no one made you read it so GFY.


Bruh.......ain't nobody got time fo dis
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:47 pm to
Post like this will make Aspy fall in love with you. She has a thing for shorter guys
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:54 pm to
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Actually, I had my chair in "stand up" mode most of the night so if you want to get technical.
dude wtf is this shite


For real


You got Wheelie the depecticon tuned autobot??



For real, is there any real headway with technology regarding chairs and stuff? You think there's is a ton of market share out there.




Back in character/



Go frick your self Wheels!
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:58 pm to
That's how christoper reeve died
This post was edited on 7/3/17 at 12:01 am
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