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re: LMOTOT: How Do You Fare On The Toilet Paper Tube Test?

Posted on 7/28/18 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 4:56 pm to
Nope, not again! Mushroom tips don't like to back out of those.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

this thread is full of men who apparently get hard at the sight of a toilet paper roll.

In my defense, when I took off the toilet paper it wasn't wearing anything underneath.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 4:58 pm to
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Ok, what exactly am I looking for here?
I guess this is where you see if your dick can fit in a toilet paper tube (?)

I thought this was like a thing kids did in middle school. I don’t think a grown man should be able to fit his dick into one.
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 6:44 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138535 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 4:59 pm to
Toilet paper

Wet wipe(s)

Finish with toilet paper

What this is about, right?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:31 pm to
I used an empty chapstick. Do I get a prize?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51952 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

I thought this was like a thing kids did in middle school. I don’t think a grown man should be able to fit even his soft dick into one.

My dick might fit in a toilet paper tube with plenty of room to spare but it was still enough to continue my genetic line
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 5:35 pm
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17446 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:36 pm to
So you have perfect facial aesthetics, perfect body, perfect job, perfect wife and a big dick, yeah sure...

Oh and an immeasurable IQ
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 5:38 pm
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:39 pm to
Does this count as sex?


Asking for a friend...
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72505 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 5:55 pm to
This is a judgment-free thread.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

So you have perfect facial aesthetics, perfect body, perfect job, perfect wife and a big dick,
I have many good qualities, none of which I've characterized as "perfect."

Don't get upset with me because you had a negative experience with a toilet paper tube.

ETA: if it makes you feel any better I take back what I said about soft dicks fitting in toilet paper tubes. I just stuffed my soft dick into one.
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 6:09 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

have many good qualities


Maybe in your opinion.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:09 pm to
just don’t believe anything he says ... at all.
pecker is endearingly delusional.
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
26228 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

pecker is endearingly delusional.


Endearingly?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:11 pm to

Man, are they wrong about Charmin. Squeezing it is much better than not. It's like a soft, pillowy kegel.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72505 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:12 pm to
Why are you spreading hate in my toilet paper tube thread?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46208 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:13 pm to
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Why are you spreading hate in my toilet paper tube thread?



Because his result was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

Don't hate on Pecker. Pity his woman.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

just don’t believe anything he says... at all.
pecker is endearingly delusional.



I'm incredibly open about my life, the good things and the bad things. I've probably confirmed more things about myself than anyone else here over the past few years. People said I was a virgin - I said I had a hot fiance. People said she was probably fat - I posted multiple pictures of my then fiance (with a timestamp). People said I was probably fat - I post a picture of my abs and chest (with a timestamp). People said I was probably lying about the car I said I just bought - I posted a picture of it.

You want me to chub up my weiner, take a picture and upload it to Imgur?
This post was edited on 7/28/18 at 6:19 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:20 pm to
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You want me to chub up my weiner, take a picture and upload it to Imgur?



Not really. But if that helps you.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

Not really. But if that helps you.
I think this counts as maybe the third time you've asked to see me naked. 2nd for sure.

I won't criticize you for it though for the sake of shutterspeed, as I don't want to spread any hate in this thread.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

think this counts as maybe the third time you've asked to see me naked. 2nd for sure. 



I always leave disappointed, you small cock tease.
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