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re: List your douchey things you see in public that shouldn't bother you but they do
Posted on 6/18/14 at 7:41 am to Eternally Undefeated
Posted on 6/18/14 at 7:41 am to Eternally Undefeated
People that still write checks when in the check-out line. They are usually 60 and write at the pace of a snail.
People going 55 in the passing lane of a highway.
People that don't use blinkers.
People that don't say thank you when you allow them to go ahead of you while driving.
People going 55 in the passing lane of a highway.
People that don't use blinkers.
People that don't say thank you when you allow them to go ahead of you while driving.
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Posted on 6/18/14 at 7:42 am to MadDoggyStyle
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People who back into parking spots. Truck guys especially. What is this about?
apparently you have never owned a long vehicle. it's about 30 times easier to back in than to pull in, unless there are open spots on both sides.
back in: 1 motion
pull in: need to adjust at least once, maybe twice when pulling in AND out
This post was edited on 6/18/14 at 7:43 am
Posted on 6/18/14 at 7:56 am to ClientNumber9
1. people going slow in the left hand lane. i don't care what road it is, or if you're going the speed limit already. if someone wants to go faster than you and you're not in line behind others, get the frick over.
1a. people jumping into the clear spot in the right lane, going 100mph for 50yds and then trying to cut back in in front of you, when you're stuck in a line of traffic in the left lane because of the people in #1 and you can't possibly go any faster.
2. this one really shouldn't bother me, but when someone else is in "my spot" on public fishing/hunting grounds. god damn. gives me some heartburn. i know it's not MY spot. but it pisses me off. i spend a lot of time and energy trying to get away from everyone else.
3. seeing cars in crowded parking lots taking 2 spaces. when i see this, if it's at all possible, i try to park in the half of a parking space leaving like .01 inches of clearance between our cars.
4. fat people using salads as a vehicle for bacon, cheese, croutons and ranch dressing. you can't even see the god damned lettuce by they time they get done fixing it. also, fat people slowly walking side-by-side at the grocery store, blocking up the entire aisle.
1a. people jumping into the clear spot in the right lane, going 100mph for 50yds and then trying to cut back in in front of you, when you're stuck in a line of traffic in the left lane because of the people in #1 and you can't possibly go any faster.
2. this one really shouldn't bother me, but when someone else is in "my spot" on public fishing/hunting grounds. god damn. gives me some heartburn. i know it's not MY spot. but it pisses me off. i spend a lot of time and energy trying to get away from everyone else.
3. seeing cars in crowded parking lots taking 2 spaces. when i see this, if it's at all possible, i try to park in the half of a parking space leaving like .01 inches of clearance between our cars.
4. fat people using salads as a vehicle for bacon, cheese, croutons and ranch dressing. you can't even see the god damned lettuce by they time they get done fixing it. also, fat people slowly walking side-by-side at the grocery store, blocking up the entire aisle.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 7:57 am to ClientNumber9
1) Any sort of obvious status symbol. I don't care what you have and you look like a bandwagon jumping douche.
2) Know it all teenagers that don't belong to me.
3) Stay at home moms who Bitch about all the camps and extra curriculars they have their kids in. It's akin to a status symbol where I live, and I really want to tell them they aren't required to do 47 different activities each week. But bitching about it lets everyone know their status.
4) Hearing rap music anywhere in public. Turn that crap down and stop raping my ears.
5) Fake or manipulative people who don't realize I'm an excellent judge of character, and I saw them coming a mile away.
6) Grown people who stare at my kid in public like he's an alien. He had a wheelchair. Stop staring and speak to him. He's a a really cool person on wheels.
7) Fat people who take the last handicap space.
8) Fat people using the terms handicap or disabled.
9) Feminists and democrats. I don't understand your thought processes.
2) Know it all teenagers that don't belong to me.
3) Stay at home moms who Bitch about all the camps and extra curriculars they have their kids in. It's akin to a status symbol where I live, and I really want to tell them they aren't required to do 47 different activities each week. But bitching about it lets everyone know their status.
4) Hearing rap music anywhere in public. Turn that crap down and stop raping my ears.
5) Fake or manipulative people who don't realize I'm an excellent judge of character, and I saw them coming a mile away.
6) Grown people who stare at my kid in public like he's an alien. He had a wheelchair. Stop staring and speak to him. He's a a really cool person on wheels.
7) Fat people who take the last handicap space.
8) Fat people using the terms handicap or disabled.
9) Feminists and democrats. I don't understand your thought processes.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 8:17 am to drunkenpunkin
People who use the drive through at Sonic for a full order.
That's the drink lane, pull in a damn spot if you want them to make your food.
That's the drink lane, pull in a damn spot if you want them to make your food.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 8:35 am to MadDoggyStyle
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People who back into parking spots. Truck guys especially. What is this about?
My company requires its employees to do this
Posted on 6/18/14 at 8:49 am to Salmon
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just think you're more than likely a massive douche and that you do douchey things
Equally true for a sports car.... Why don't more people on here get up tight about them?
Posted on 6/18/14 at 9:11 am to BOSCEAUX
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Every chick I work with say guys with trucks like this have little dicks.
Do you know any "chick" that don't work with you at Mcdonalds???
They're right... As soon as I put my lift kit on I lost 2 inches...
.... Still got a bigger dick than you though....This post was edited on 6/18/14 at 9:28 am
Posted on 6/18/14 at 9:20 am to Salmon
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men wearing bedazzled jeans
Posted on 6/18/14 at 9:26 am to TexasTiger01
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Every chick I work with say guys with trucks like this have little dicks. Do you know any "chick" that don't work with you Mcdonalds??? They're right... As soon as I put my lift kit on I lost 2 inches... .... Still got a bigger dick than you though....
Wow. I can see the really smart people are joining in on the discussion.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 9:29 am to ClientNumber9
When you are about to go on vacation or have tickets to a concert or basically anything in which you are going to have a good time.
When you tell someone about it, they say you suck. I fricking hate this.
"I got tickets to the LSU, Alabama game."
"Aww you suck brah"
When you tell someone about it, they say you suck. I fricking hate this.
"I got tickets to the LSU, Alabama game."
"Aww you suck brah"
Posted on 6/18/14 at 9:36 am to TexasTiger01
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Every chick I work with say guys with trucks like this have little dicks.
I assume they have seen enough samples to form an opinion so what does that tell you?
Posted on 6/18/14 at 9:49 am to fisherbm1112
Couples swing dancing in crowded college bars. They look so dumb and knock drinks out of you hands.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 9:54 am to fisherbm1112
I've read this whole mfing thing and not one of you said this.
When you are talking to someone and there is a mirror close by, and he or she is constantly checking themselves out while you are trying to talk to them.
People you talk to and they can't make eye contact with you.
When you are talking to someone and there is a mirror close by, and he or she is constantly checking themselves out while you are trying to talk to them.
People you talk to and they can't make eye contact with you.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:00 am to VernonPLSUfan
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When you are talking to someone and there is a mirror close by, and he or she is constantly checking themselves out while you are trying to talk to them.
I can honestly say I've never had this happen
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:04 am to ClientNumber9
Wearing an American flag as a cape, or a cloak.
Not taking your hat off and shutting up while the national anthem is playing.
Parking and taking up multiple spaces.
Being rude to wait staff or people in the service industry.
Not taking your child outside when they are clearly disturbing others by yelling and and screaming.
Not taking your hat off and shutting up while the national anthem is playing.
Parking and taking up multiple spaces.
Being rude to wait staff or people in the service industry.
Not taking your child outside when they are clearly disturbing others by yelling and and screaming.
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:08 am to chesty
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Not taking your hat off and shutting up while the national anthem is playing.
this is an asswhipping worthy offense
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:08 am to SthGADawg
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this is an asswhipping worthy offense
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:09 am to Tactical1
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When you tell someone about it, they say you suck. I fricking hate this.
"I got tickets to the LSU, Alabama game."
"Aww you suck brah"
The "brah" it what annoys me in this conversation...
Posted on 6/18/14 at 10:11 am to Al Dante
Kids not at home
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