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re: Lindasy Lohan has converted to Islam

Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:09 pm to
I predict she will wear a suicide vest to "insert whatever self-centered celebrity award show here".
This post was edited on 1/17/17 at 4:10 pm
Posted by mxs1998
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2005
854 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:09 pm to
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The actress also deleted all of her posts on the social media platform, possibly under the impression that sponsored content and bikini selfies aren’t halal.


This post was edited on 1/17/17 at 4:10 pm
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111626 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:09 pm to
She oddly looks better in that burqa than in any photo I've seen of her in the past few years.
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:09 pm to
I'd still hit it.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:09 pm to
a ginger muslim? is that even allowed?
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
25544 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:10 pm to
$20 says she'll still ride the dick every chance she gets
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:10 pm to
STONE HER!
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96237 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:11 pm to
Islam is a lot of things, but I didn't think they took whores.

(Seriously.)
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:12 pm to
She must have been rejected by the Scientologist and found this as a fall back option.
Posted by Vegas Eddie
The Quad
Member since Dec 2013
6084 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:12 pm to
Lol

What a dumb count
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:12 pm to
So does this mean that Islam just got a lot cooler or Lindsay just got a lot lamer?
Posted by anchovyd
Mainland, FL
Member since Sep 2014
280 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Is she expected to follow Sharia law?


She's gonna be stoned once they see her in Machete.

Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
11433 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:15 pm to
I thought you got 72 virgins not 1 huge whore.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

She's gonna be stoned once they see her in Machete.


hope the televise that.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36654 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

She must have been rejected by the Scientologist and found this as a fall back option.


She probably doesn't have enough money to be a Scientologist.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:17 pm to
Good. She ruined the frick out of her body and now she has to keep it covered
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59443 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3618 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:19 pm to
Who gives a frick?
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:20 pm to
What about her twin sister?
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/17/17 at 4:21 pm to
"Mohammed Lohan" does kind of roll off the tongue.
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