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re: Let’s save as many lives as possible

Posted on 4/4/20 at 8:58 pm to
Posted by oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2006
26411 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

It wouldn’t have come to this if I had LSU baseball to melt over


You started on this roll while LSU baseball still was a thing.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102224 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 8:58 pm to
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- At restaurants and grocery stores, anyone with a BMI over 20 can’t buy certain foods.


Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
86693 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 8:59 pm to
And now we are here. Thinking of ways to save our society together. Crazy world.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117346 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:00 pm to
I wish I could post this as if I was serious just to see how many downvotes I would get, but I don't want to sound like some "we need to take away everyone's guns", but what if someone said "make guns illegal" and they were serious?

I'd say "great fricking idea. Just because they would be illegal wouldn't mean people wouldn't still have them".
Posted by WITCH DOCTOR
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2009
3474 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:01 pm to
frick you....
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
86693 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:01 pm to
If you were really trying to derail this, you should have mentioned abortions, Oweo.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27659 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:02 pm to
Now you have gone too far.

Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29384 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:02 pm to
You should run for president. This would make society better but too bad we have too many bleeding heart pussies in the country.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
25334 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:02 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/2/21 at 7:26 am
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
86693 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:03 pm to
I’m still working.
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:03 pm to
You should feel lucky that breathing is involuntary.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
86693 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:04 pm to
Shouldn’t we all?
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
9760 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:07 pm to
- Fried foods are illegal
- Consuming alcohol is illegal
- Flying is illegal
- Eliminate any and all jobs with even the slightest possibility of a fatal accident occurring during performance of those jobs

We have to save all the lives.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
86693 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:08 pm to
We could probably kill Hillary and Bill and come out way ahead too.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
9618 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:10 pm to
The only part about it thats bad is the essential workers are only allowed to drive.

Think you should definitely pay a price if you are 300 pounds and buying ice cream, little debbies, and sodas
This post was edited on 4/4/20 at 9:16 pm
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:12 pm to
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- At restaurants and grocery stores, anyone with a BMI over 20 can’t buy certain foods.

Clearly you don't understand how BMI scales work. 18 to 25 is "normal"
Surely you understand that being malnourished is just as deadly as being a fatty
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51482 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:12 pm to
Anyone that drives a Tesla has to grow a manbun and serve coffee.
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
9760 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

The only part about it thats bad is the essential workers are only allowed to drive.


Over 35,000 people in the US die every year from motor vehicle related accidents. If those people weren’t allowed to own and operate motor vehicles, all of their lives could be saved.
Posted by lsu1919
Member since May 2017
3244 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:13 pm to
Take the inverse of all of that and stop spending money trying to save people from themselves.
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
9760 posts
Posted on 4/4/20 at 9:14 pm to
Forgot to add:

- Shelter in place every year during flu season.

Boom, another 30,000 lives saved
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