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re: Let us write a million selling country song

Posted on 2/20/22 at 8:34 am to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27878 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 8:34 am to
— What do you get when you play a country song backwards?


— You get your house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back...
Posted by Crisprdestroyer
Member since Sep 2017
712 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 8:41 am to
I was scanning through stations and and I heard “she left her flip flops by my red wings on the beach”. What have we become? Where is the “And somewhere far away a lonesome bell was ringin' And it echoed through the canyons Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday”.
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
3603 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:16 am to
I always get the fricked up buggy at walmart.

I always get the fat waitress at hooters.

2 good starting points
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10687 posts
Posted on 2/20/22 at 9:53 am to
Was just drinkin' some whiskey on my mama's porch. Taking the pickup to church then gonna head to the lake with my girl and watch the stars. Probably gonna wear my old trusty jeans with my huntin' boots.
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