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Left and Right Twix

Posted on 3/3/23 at 10:45 pm
Posted by LSUSportsFan2000
In LSU sporting Venues
Member since Apr 2022
442 posts
Posted on 3/3/23 at 10:45 pm
Has anyone come up with a creative answer as to why there are left and right twix bars except for marketing purposes? My creative answer is left ones melt and fall to the left and the right ones melt and fall to the right. Your Chocolate Education for the month.
Posted by lsuman25
Erwinville
Member since Aug 2013
41515 posts
Posted on 3/3/23 at 10:47 pm to
Mind blown
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
18047 posts
Posted on 3/3/23 at 10:48 pm to
Better question is where has the peanut butter twix been?
They were good.
Posted by LSUSportsFan2000
In LSU sporting Venues
Member since Apr 2022
442 posts
Posted on 3/3/23 at 10:49 pm to
Think they went away because of allergies!!
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5575 posts
Posted on 3/3/23 at 10:51 pm to
It's like which way the dangle hangs. Some dangle left, some dangle right. Science.
Posted by LSUSportsFan2000
In LSU sporting Venues
Member since Apr 2022
442 posts
Posted on 3/3/23 at 10:56 pm to
Science so the compounds and processes involved in making the chocolate are Chemistry.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41757 posts
Posted on 3/3/23 at 11:00 pm to
I’m so glad they put left & right Twix on the fun size, I was worried about which one I was eating
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9386 posts
Posted on 3/3/23 at 11:36 pm to
Save your money and buy rolos and keebler striped cookies. Its about the same.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9374 posts
Posted on 3/3/23 at 11:49 pm to
I don’t eat chocolate


ETA: it’s due to diverticulosis if you must know
This post was edited on 3/3/23 at 11:51 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28438 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 1:22 am to
Cmon man. Fking thread sucks.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12740 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 4:10 am to
Can’t think of anything I care less about.


Nope…Nothing.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4193 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 4:50 am to
quote:

Has anyone come up with a creative answer as to why there are left and right twix bars except for marketing purposes? My creative answer is left ones melt and fall to the left and the right ones melt and fall to the right. Your Chocolate Education for the month.


Posted by Septiger
Member since Nov 2020
1637 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 5:42 am to
Twix sucks.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20387 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 5:42 am to
I don’t know but I have an easier time identifying my left sock from my right sock than I do telling left Twix from right Twix.
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5175 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 6:12 am to
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22910 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 6:31 am to
It’s just a tongue in cheek marketing joke baw, and not even a funny one

Edit: I am concerned at the amount of people already in this thread who don’t understand the joke that one can not reasonably identify a left Twix from a right Twix and that the entire point is they are not discernible apart from the label.
This post was edited on 3/4/23 at 6:33 am
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7309 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 7:01 am to
For me, the RIGHT Twix is the one I should eat. You know, because it's the "right" one. Then I see the LEFT bar and decide I should eat it too since it was obviously "left" there for me. Now I have no more Twix bars to worry about.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71482 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 7:03 am to
It’s two pieces of candy. Stop overthinking it.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35654 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 7:22 am to
I'm just in here reppin' fa tha left side lunatics.

All you right side reppin' crackas meet me at sonic.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35654 posts
Posted on 3/4/23 at 7:24 am to
quote:

For me, the RIGHT Twix is the one I should eat. You know, because it's the "right" one. Then I see the LEFT bar and decide I should eat it too since it was obviously "left" there for me. Now I have no more Twix bars to worry about.
This is great philosophy at work.
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