re: Late Night Snack Thread

But horses are the best.

Pineapple mixes great with cocktails

Awww, you too pectus

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I know your arse isn’t calling anyone a cradle robber prom date.

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I didn't take her to prom.

But I did bring her home smelling of coconut oil and shame

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Speaking of a thousand years ago, I was jamming meriwether the other day.

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This year was the first year I actually missed their Christmas show. I usually try to catch it no matter what. The shows are usually full of people who have seen me do a lot of terrible things

ETA I forgot that I actually sent someone your way for Halloween but I think you were busy. He was trying to do the South American Carnival kind of face thing

Raw coconut is one thing I just can't tolerate. Raw celery is another

My mom can’t eat coconut. She says she feels like she’s eating fingernails

Ugh. Mushrooms.

I wilneber learn to like them

Try them, they might make your throat numb.

Given all the Kiwi I eat I'm basically firing out liquid fun dip

I think I'd rather have that than a mushroom no homo

That is 1,000% something that I will not be saying on here

Her husband thinks it's joke and it probably was when we were kids