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Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:32 am to fr33manator
Let’s see it
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:36 am to Tester1216
Sung to the Tune of “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”
Instrumental version
The legend lives on from the Tiger fans down,
In the stadium they call Death Valley,
That place it is said, fills the others with dread,
When the fighting Tigers stand and rally,
Hundred thousand and more,
Tiger fans they did roar,
When the Dawgs and Fitzgerald they entered,
And nobody knew, what the Tigers would do,
How the dreams of the Dawgs would be splintered,
The spirits were high, since Georgia’s hopes died,
And they now faced the team of Coach Moorehead,
They needed a win, and this one was revenge,
Since last year they’d been beaten and thwarted,
The Tigers came hard,
And surrendered few yards,
Coach Aranda’s D played as expected,
And soon in that night,
Not a cowbell rang,
As Fitzgerald’s pass was intercepted,
The crowd screamed much higher,
As they scored a touchdown,
And the stadium echoed with feelin’
And every fan knew,
As Ensminger did too,
That the Tigers could have the Dawgs reelin’
The Dawgs didn’t wait,
And they caught a big break,
Through the Tiger defense they came crashin’
And the quarterback’s gains,
Kept on moving the chains,
And they reached the red zone in short fashion,
When third down it came,
Coach O spoke to the team,
His voice sounding like cigars and bourbon,
Said “We mus hold ‘dem”
And they did did so like men,
Though the outcome was still quite uncertain,
They held the Dawgs to 3,
Moorehead didn’t believe,
That Mississippi State was in peril,
But through the rest of that night,
The defense, led by White,
Became the wreck of the Dawgs and Fitzgerald,
The rains began to blow,
Soaked them all to the bone,
As the field became drenched with the showers,
Neither offense could play,
Three and kick it away,
And the stalemate it seemed to take hours,
‘Til that hundred yard stare,
Came to Joe Burrow’s eyes,
Finding first downs though dripping with water,
And the foot of Tracy,
Kept on kicking for 3,
And in Death Valley began the slaughter,
D kept stealing the throws,
That Fitzgerald would sling,
And the soaked fans began a loud chanting,
In a furious pitch,
“Suck That Tiger Dick Bitch!”
On the Score Board the rantards were ranting,
After halftime you know,
Burrow found his mojo,
Kept on finding the hands of receivers,
While Brossette and Helaire,
Through defenders would tear,
Then Colt Tracy made us all believers,
On Moorehead’s old skull,
His hair became greyed,
Each turnover made them more imperiled,
Despite terrible calls,
Mighty Moo State did fall,
LSU wrecked the Dawgs and Fitzgerald,
Now we’ll see who has balls,
To fight an unjust call,
When the game of the season is coming,
In the game of their lives,
Tigers take on the Tide,
And Death Valley is sure to be humming,
Enjoy.
Instrumental version
The legend lives on from the Tiger fans down,
In the stadium they call Death Valley,
That place it is said, fills the others with dread,
When the fighting Tigers stand and rally,
Hundred thousand and more,
Tiger fans they did roar,
When the Dawgs and Fitzgerald they entered,
And nobody knew, what the Tigers would do,
How the dreams of the Dawgs would be splintered,
The spirits were high, since Georgia’s hopes died,
And they now faced the team of Coach Moorehead,
They needed a win, and this one was revenge,
Since last year they’d been beaten and thwarted,
The Tigers came hard,
And surrendered few yards,
Coach Aranda’s D played as expected,
And soon in that night,
Not a cowbell rang,
As Fitzgerald’s pass was intercepted,
The crowd screamed much higher,
As they scored a touchdown,
And the stadium echoed with feelin’
And every fan knew,
As Ensminger did too,
That the Tigers could have the Dawgs reelin’
The Dawgs didn’t wait,
And they caught a big break,
Through the Tiger defense they came crashin’
And the quarterback’s gains,
Kept on moving the chains,
And they reached the red zone in short fashion,
When third down it came,
Coach O spoke to the team,
His voice sounding like cigars and bourbon,
Said “We mus hold ‘dem”
And they did did so like men,
Though the outcome was still quite uncertain,
They held the Dawgs to 3,
Moorehead didn’t believe,
That Mississippi State was in peril,
But through the rest of that night,
The defense, led by White,
Became the wreck of the Dawgs and Fitzgerald,
The rains began to blow,
Soaked them all to the bone,
As the field became drenched with the showers,
Neither offense could play,
Three and kick it away,
And the stalemate it seemed to take hours,
‘Til that hundred yard stare,
Came to Joe Burrow’s eyes,
Finding first downs though dripping with water,
And the foot of Tracy,
Kept on kicking for 3,
And in Death Valley began the slaughter,
D kept stealing the throws,
That Fitzgerald would sling,
And the soaked fans began a loud chanting,
In a furious pitch,
“Suck That Tiger Dick Bitch!”
On the Score Board the rantards were ranting,
After halftime you know,
Burrow found his mojo,
Kept on finding the hands of receivers,
While Brossette and Helaire,
Through defenders would tear,
Then Colt Tracy made us all believers,
On Moorehead’s old skull,
His hair became greyed,
Each turnover made them more imperiled,
Despite terrible calls,
Mighty Moo State did fall,
LSU wrecked the Dawgs and Fitzgerald,
Now we’ll see who has balls,
To fight an unjust call,
When the game of the season is coming,
In the game of their lives,
Tigers take on the Tide,
And Death Valley is sure to be humming,
Enjoy.
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:37 am to Tester1216
quote:
locked me in a car, trapped me in an elevator, farted in a jar and made me open it.
That's my fetish
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:38 am to Tester1216
Maybe only admins can upvote users?
I don’t know
ETA FRED went into my profile and put a bunch of dumbshit and I never updated it
I don’t know
ETA FRED went into my profile and put a bunch of dumbshit and I never updated it
This post was edited on 10/21/18 at 12:39 am
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:38 am to fr33manator
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:39 am to fr33manator
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:39 am to supatigah
I would have upvoted you, :)
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:39 am to supatigah
quote:
Maybe only admins can upvote users? I don’t know
Must be. Do I have any downvotes?
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:40 am to Tester1216
I upvoted all of you
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:40 am to terd ferguson
What, to make my eyes water and me gag?
They’re the most polite good natured people I know and I love them with all of my heart but they’re gross.
They’re the most polite good natured people I know and I love them with all of my heart but they’re gross.
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:40 am to supatigah
<3
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:40 am to Rebel
None
I upvoted you
I upvoted you
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:41 am to terd ferguson
Every goddamn verse and stanza in mine lines up to a tee with the original.
It ain’t half bad. It would be awesome to actually record it
It ain’t half bad. It would be awesome to actually record it
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:42 am to supatigah
redemptionPosted on 10/21/18 at 12:42 am to supatigah
How many downvotes do I have?
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:43 am to Tester1216
quote:
What, to make my eyes water and me gag?
Yes
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:44 am to terd ferguson
Well that’s still better than pooping on me.
So I guess that’s winning.
So I guess that’s winning.
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:46 am to Tester1216
Stop being so narrow minded
Posted on 10/21/18 at 12:46 am to supatigah
Aww. That was sweet of you. 
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