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Know What Else Is Gooder Than a Bitch? Albert's Fruit Chews

Posted on 8/14/26 at 5:30 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73674 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 5:30 pm
A delectable fusion of Tums Chewy Bites and Laffy Taffy, you know you're noshing gooder than a bitch when you pop an Albert's.

Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3297 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 5:31 pm to
put the bong down baw
Posted by Cromulent
Down the Bayou
Member since Oct 2016
3439 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 5:33 pm to
Have you ever had Frooties? Tootsie roll makes them. Sound very similar to what your stating and theyve been around forever. You can get 450 count bags off Amazon
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73674 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

Have you ever had Frooties? Tootsie roll makes them.


Yes, and they are divine.
Posted by JayVegas702
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2025
429 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 5:41 pm to
I've had some kind of Tootsie roll-esque concoction around Halloween that had a vanilla flavor and a lime flavor and they were bangin...

Don't see those flavors on frooties site, I think they were some kind of off brand but damn were they good... The vanilla was a blue wrapper
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
24624 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 5:52 pm to
Can confirm Tootsie Roll makes a bag of vanilla, orange, cherry and lime candy.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76002 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

Can confirm Tootsie Roll makes a bag of vanilla, orange, cherry and lime candy.

I was always disappointed when I got those on Halloween. They'd usually be among the last left in the bucket or sack, and every time I had to resort to eating them I would think, "Huh......these are actually pretty good."
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
24624 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 6:12 pm to
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I was always disappointed when I got those on Halloween. They'd usually be among the last left in the bucket or sack, and every time I had to resort to eating them I would think, "Huh......these are actually pretty good."

It’s like being attracted to fat girls, if you’re into it the market is in your favor.

Could trade for them on Halloween at pennies on the dollar relative to other candy like Reese’s, etc.
This post was edited on 8/14/26 at 6:15 pm
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2936 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

Tootsie roll makes them


They also make really good sweettarts also. Like the ones in the little pack with two in it. I don't remember their name for it, but someone had them at work.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73674 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 7:16 pm to
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They also make really good sweettarts also. Like the ones in the little pack with two in it.


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