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re: Know any swingers?

Posted on 2/4/17 at 11:53 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
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Posted on 2/4/17 at 11:53 am to
Probably
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 2/4/17 at 11:56 am to
I have a friend of mine who found himself in that situation... was banging away at the chick but found it annoying as hell when the dude kept talking and telling him exactly how to bang the wife.

Said he finished his bidness and left.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:00 pm to
How much did ole girl weigh?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:06 pm to
Did you go to school in Metry by chance?
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19935 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Know any swingers?



1. one of my friends' sisters is smoking hot, we always flirt, but she's married and lives several hours away. we've talked about going to a swinger's party together but it never seemed to work out. gave up trying to hit it a few years ago.

2. was in austin once, met a fine lady, talked, kissed a little, said she wanted to get out of there. i was all for it, till she told me the only way we can frick is if her husband watches. i told her i didn't feel comfortable doing that, so she gave me a bj in the car for my troubles.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71882 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:24 pm to
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Got drunk at the bar last night and some guy wanted to beat it while I handled his wife. She was smokin so I met them at the house but I freaked out and left. Any of you baws been here?



My old neighbors were swingers. That is until she decided she liked strange dick better than his. They're divorced now.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:26 pm to
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I have a friend of mine who found himself in that situation... was banging away at the chick but found it annoying as hell when the dude kept talking and telling him exactly how to bang the wife. Said he finished his bidness and left.


As opposed to finishing his business and hanging out? I mean nothing sounds like a better time than having a beer with a guy after he watched you go to pound town on his wife, amiright?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71882 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

1. one of my friends' sisters is smoking hot, we always flirt, but she's married and lives several hours away. we've talked about going to a swinger's party together but it never seemed to work out. gave up trying to hit it a few years ago.


So she doesn't want to frick you. She just wants to pretend to be married to you while she fricks another guy and cheats on her real husband.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37320 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:29 pm to
Was this in Watson the OT swingers capital of La?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

was in austin once, met a fine lady, talked, kissed a little, said she wanted to get out of there. i was all for it, till she told me the only way we can frick is if her husband watches. i told her i didn't feel comfortable doing that, so she gave me a bj in the car for my troubles.


Not bad
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17895 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:32 pm to
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Any of you baws been here?


Not a baw, but yeah.
Posted by BobCoot
United States of America
Member since Nov 2016
434 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:33 pm to
/r/cuckold

/r/hotwife

/r/slutwife

/r/swingers
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:36 pm to
Did you at least get the guy to hold your bag?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:37 pm to
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gaetti15


Lots of em where you live
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:38 pm to
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but yeah
Posted by BobCoot
United States of America
Member since Nov 2016
434 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:41 pm to
Open relationship?
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5593 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:41 pm to
Yes. I met a random tinder hookup that was in town for a friend's funeral. Before we started she makes it known that she was a swinger and if I was uncomfortable we could just cuddle and watch a movie....I try not to laugh.

Anyway, as we get going she says "you can do anything you want to me". I freeze up because the wheels are turning a million miles an hour. Long story short, I PIIHB among other things. Surprisingly mediocre beej for a swinger though.

It honestly felt like she was on a recruiting trip to bring others of that lifestyle back to her circle out of state. She kept giving pitches on how nice it was where she lived and how I had an open invitation to crash at her place whenever I wanted.
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:45 pm to
My wife mentioned that it would be fun to go to one of those swinger parties but I told her I wasn't comfortable with it. She dropped it and she's never brought it up again. But a couple of her friends from spin class are swingers
Posted by Chazzy McRamzee
Member since Jun 2014
2681 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:46 pm to
My current wife is a swinger. She won't even let me watch.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138125 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

honestly felt like she was on a recruiting trip to bring others of that lifestyle back to her circle out of state
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