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Just went through a *bag of popcorn

Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:20 pm
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43925 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:20 pm
When I finally got to the bottom of the bowl I dumped it in, there was ONE kernel. One (1). Popcorn itself was delicious, nothing burned. I was probably a half a second from perfection.

Discuss

*single serve, not the real stuff
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:22 pm to
It's ashame you didn't choke on a kernel and die.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4614 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:22 pm to
Join the air popper master race.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4193 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Discuss


No
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43925 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:27 pm to
But then I wouldn’t be able to make the thread. Thank goodness for that
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22404 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 9:55 pm to
Were you playing the old "pecker in the popcorn box" game?
Posted by Simmesport
ElDorado Ar
Member since Aug 2019
262 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 10:16 pm to
Sign of weakness
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27162 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 10:34 pm to
I remember when crunchy Cheetos had that one brown Cheeto in the bottom of the bag that tasted so bad it ruined the whole experience.Good times.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 10:37 pm to
Hope you kept track of the microwave time, power setting, bag placement, room temperature, time between microwave off to bag open...

All the variables here because it's not often you get left with only a single kernel.
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
11124 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 11:24 pm to
I like the half pops. Wish I could buy just those.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 11:26 pm to
You’ll need to floss extra good tonight.



If you even floss.
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8428 posts
Posted on 9/27/19 at 11:36 pm to
Sorry for your loss. So close to perfection.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 9/28/19 at 12:17 am to
A perfectly popped bad of microwave popcorn is a low bar for which to strive. But it sure as shite makes me happy when I do it.
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