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re: Just had a Hemorrhoidectomy....no pain yet as the local anesthetic has not
Posted on 5/6/19 at 4:26 pm to Rammin TX
Posted on 5/6/19 at 4:26 pm to Rammin TX
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Will provide an update...coming soon
My professional medical advice is for you to prepare thy anus. That first shite is gonna be the most painful shite in the history of all shits.
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Posted on 5/6/19 at 4:59 pm to Rammin TX
quote:
Will provide an update...coming soon
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted on 5/6/19 at 5:21 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Prepare Uranus
Posted on 5/6/19 at 5:25 pm to Disgeaux Bob
quote:
Your first poop should be exciting
I had this surgery. Embarrassing to have a nurse come pack your arse with gauze every four hours, but to tell you you couldn’t be released until you took a dump was a little too much. I’m sure there are my claw marks still on the bathroom wall at Surgery Center.
Posted on 5/6/19 at 5:29 pm to Carville
anesthetic has worn off...dam....time for the painkillers and some bourbon.
No poop yet.
No poop yet.
Posted on 5/6/19 at 5:39 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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Anusol That's... that's not a real thing, is it?!
I am no doctor but Google says it’s real.
It is the same thing in Tucks Pads just stronger in a prescription form.
If it wasn’t, I would say that it is as real as this SNL skit from this weekend about an ED product with Adam Sandler. I nearly lost my shite.
SNL - YouTube Rectix
Posted on 5/6/19 at 5:45 pm to Chad504boy
I hear that the first crap feels like hot broken glass.
Posted on 5/6/19 at 6:10 pm to Rammin TX
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anesthetic has worn off...dam....time for the painkillers and some bourbon.
No poop yet.
Rookie mistake. Those painkillers should have been on board while you were still numb.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:56 am to TigerstuckinMS
No poop yet....starting to get concerned.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:28 pm to Rammin TX
Success! 
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