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re: Just got home from the bar....

Posted on 12/14/19 at 3:07 am to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 12/14/19 at 3:07 am to
If you start early enough, you can get 54 or maybe even 72 holes in for the day.
Posted by Hamma1122
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Posted on 12/14/19 at 3:10 am to
Nice
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/14/19 at 3:11 am to
I just can’t grasp the fanatical devotion to golf. They should make giant putt putt courses
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 12/14/19 at 3:12 am to
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This post was edited on 12/16/19 at 1:14 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56529 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 3:14 am to
quote:

I just can’t grasp the fanatical devotion to golf


If you get the bug early in life, it will never leave you. I can't tell you how many days I spent as a kid with my grandfather, father, and brothers shooting the shite and enjoying the game.

In a particular sense, it is a male bonding experience that allows all the pretension about business matters to be dropped, and to simply be a dude and compete.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 3:17 am to
Jody was keeping her company while you and your baws were out drinking
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16653 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 3:18 am to
Congrats on the first year of marriage.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 3:19 am to
When OP walks in on his wife

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133363 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 3:19 am to
I guess I can get that. Like many male pastimes, it’s not always about the stated activity, but the company and bonding and networking that goes along with it.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19024 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 5:02 am to
I hope you enjoyed your little sausage fest with the boys.
Posted by 24nights
North of I10
Member since Apr 2012
5257 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 5:08 am to
Wat?
Posted by BayouRat15
DAUPHIN ISLAND,AL
Member since Jan 2004
10182 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 5:11 am to
Late night drunnnkk posting
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70164 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 5:26 am to
hey man. I am being completely serious.

if you want to save your relationship you might want to go to some AA meetings. I can point you the right direction depending on where you live
Posted by Breadstick Gun
Freeport, FL
Member since Apr 2009
10382 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 5:32 am to
You want a cookie dumbass?
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13223 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 6:16 am to
quote:

she better not rip my arse

You're toast.
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8950 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 7:37 am to
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she better not rip my arse when I get in bed
Some people pay a lot of money for that kind of thing
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28692 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 7:38 am to
quote:

I pay all the bills

That means you will pay alimony
Posted by Thurston h IV
Member since Nov 2019
14 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 7:47 am to
God and scratching changed to daddy and biting with women born after 1987.

Nobody old enough to get in a bar is banging a woman pushing 40
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 7:47 am to
OP is too stupid to realize his wife sleeping means she no longer cares what time he comes home. If she had bitched him out it would have been better. Indifference is the final step before divorce.

Why do people call their wives "old lady"? It sounds ignorant to me.
Posted by PacLSU
I have been a
Member since Sep 2003
3654 posts
Posted on 12/14/19 at 8:09 am to
Which one of your buddies didn’t make it to the bar last night? He’s the reason your ole lady didn’t miss you last night.
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