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Joke: Why do women close their eyes during sex?

Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5298 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:25 pm
Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time

Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32585 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

Joke: Why do women close their eyes during sex?



Maybe they do this with you to imagine someone else.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45428 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:26 pm to
What did they name the dwarf Latino girl?


Consuelo
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:27 pm to
Haha like and share
Posted by BohicaBob
Member since Feb 2022
392 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:27 pm to
Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5298 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Have you looked in a mirror lately?
I was looking in the mirror while I was banging your mom last night
Posted by leftyloosey
Member since Jan 2022
574 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:30 pm to
Also, I imagine my sex face is not a pretty sight.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118092 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:32 pm to
quote:


I was looking in the mirror while I was banging your mom last night



This kind of humor is never fully appreciated. Thank you, Frank.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39697 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

Also, I imagine my sex face is not a pretty sight.


Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14495 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:35 pm to
Because they're fantasising about BBC?
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
60586 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:35 pm to
I have another bad one: What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
Posted by Noryev
Member since Aug 2018
1083 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:41 pm to
Get out.
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2790 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:42 pm to
What's the difference between an battery and a woman?

The battery has a positive side.
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5298 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5298 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:46 pm to
Why are women's feet smaller than a man's feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
18833 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by kisatchie53
Member since Jul 2011
1964 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:48 pm to
Knock knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget

Knock knock
Who's there?



Rape
Posted by Frank Black
the dawn of the new millenium
Member since Mar 2004
5298 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:50 pm to
Tell a woman she's beautiful a million times and she won't think twice

Tell her she's fast just once and she'll remember it forever

They say an elephant never forgets
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11202 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

Tell her she's fast just once and she'll remember it forever


Would she prefer to be slow?
Posted by tadelatt
Buga Nation
Member since Jan 2010
12309 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 8:27 pm to
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Maybe they do this with you to imagine someone else.



"Who cares," said my penis.
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