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Joke: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:25 pm
Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time


Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:26 pm to Frank Black
quote:
Joke: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
Maybe they do this with you to imagine someone else.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:26 pm to Frank Black
What did they name the dwarf Latino girl?
Consuelo
Consuelo
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:27 pm to Frank Black
Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:29 pm to BohicaBob
quote:I was looking in the mirror while I was banging your mom last night
Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:30 pm to Frank Black
Also, I imagine my sex face is not a pretty sight.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:32 pm to Frank Black
quote:
I was looking in the mirror while I was banging your mom last night
This kind of humor is never fully appreciated. Thank you, Frank.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:33 pm to leftyloosey
quote:
Also, I imagine my sex face is not a pretty sight.

Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:35 pm to Frank Black
Because they're fantasising about BBC?
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:35 pm to Frank Black
I have another bad one: What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. 

Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:42 pm to Frank Black
What's the difference between an battery and a woman?
The battery has a positive side.
The battery has a positive side.
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:46 pm to LSUPERMAN
Why are women's feet smaller than a man's feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink
So they can stand closer to the sink
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:48 pm to Frank Black
Knock knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget
Knock knock
Who's there?
Rape
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
You said you'd never forget

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rape
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:50 pm to Frank Black
Tell a woman she's beautiful a million times and she won't think twice
Tell her she's fast just once and she'll remember it forever
They say an elephant never forgets
Tell her she's fast just once and she'll remember it forever
They say an elephant never forgets
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:53 pm to Frank Black
quote:
Tell her she's fast just once and she'll remember it forever
Would she prefer to be slow?
Posted on 2/21/22 at 8:27 pm to member12
quote:
Maybe they do this with you to imagine someone else.
"Who cares," said my penis.
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