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Jerky Boys Appreciation

Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:22 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64056 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:22 pm
In the old days before Star 69.



See ya later, nitz
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:24 pm to
Roofing
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:25 pm to
I’ll bring all of my glasses. And my shoes.














So I have them.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:25 pm to
Hello, is Abdar there?

Who?

ABDAR!!
Posted by Warheel
Member since Aug 2011
2062 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:27 pm to
Give me the original LeRoy Mercer any day over the Jerky Boys.

Eddie’s Auto
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5224 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:28 pm to
Frank Rizzo’s greatest hits:

- Roofing
- Car Salesman
- Fava Beans
- Paint work
- Sparky the Clown
- Piano Tuner

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64056 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5224 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:29 pm to
Barbara?
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103106 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:29 pm to
Yes I have some civil war memorabilia. I have a boot of an old soldier with the foot still in it. And those little shrunken heads.

Oh and a Gatlin gun. My roommate is always firing that thing at the trees and he ripped a hole in the sheet rock.

That's why we're in so much trouble.
This post was edited on 4/23/19 at 9:31 pm
Posted by tigersfirst
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
1064 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

Roofing


The best
Posted by Flavius Belisarius
Member since Feb 2016
813 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:31 pm to
Applying for mechanic job:

What is your bench?

What do I bench? 300, maybe 325 on a good day.

You bench 325 pieces?

That’s right, 325, wait, what the frick are pieces? POUNDS BABY POUNDS!
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12740 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:31 pm to
Roy D Mercer, son. Get it right.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Barbara?





Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63403 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:32 pm to
Back in WW2 I used to be a seaman. Now I just put it all ova my wife's arse.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103106 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:32 pm to
I sell cars baby. I move cars. Put a tank on the lot and I'll sell the frickong thing.

Why are you looking for work?

Hey I had a little problem with my fricking boss.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4892 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:32 pm to
Is this like an old people thing?
Posted by tigersfirst
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
1064 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:32 pm to
I was going through the yellow pages and I saw scrap.

Yeah?

And what's the problem you got beef with me or something?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64056 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by OptionRight
Down da skreet
Member since Sep 2010
799 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:34 pm to
Yessssss
Dis is SOL ROSENBURG!

Do you remove warts? I got warts all over my arse and all in my arse...

Can I speak to da doctor?
HE’S WITH A PATIENT...
Oh God, is he burnin em up?

SOL number 1 for me...I’ve heard everyone and can recite most. The movie sucked but the calls are GOLD. My best friend and I who listened to them all the time use those lines constantly and 95% of folks around us have no clue. That was GENUINE comedy...the characters were solid.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103106 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:34 pm to
I was on the construction site and the workers were always hurling rocks at me and saying very hurtful things because I wanted to go with Jim and go to the beach and jump around and run sandbaskets on. My assneck and genitalia.
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