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Jared Fogle Blames Subway for his Pedophile issues

Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:44 am
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:44 am
You cant make this shite up

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The Subway diet made him do it.

That’s the excuse a defense psychiatrist has trotted out to explain former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle’s sex crimes.

“Once he lost weight, it seemed as though in a short time he had hyper-sexuality,” forensic psychiatrist John Bradford testified for the defense at Fogle’s sentencing Thursday morning in Indianapolis. “There are brain disorders that can be associated with sexual drive.”


So Subway helped him lose weight and paid him millions and the result of that is that he touched kids.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:45 am to
This is exactly why I quit eating there.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65687 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:45 am to
I wonder if that jewelry store is considering changing their name after all of this?
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:45 am to
He had millions?

Go to Vegas and get laid by a different hooker a day for a year.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:45 am to
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This is exactly why I quit eating there.



Started feeling the urge, did you?
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
Member since Dec 2010
10258 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:46 am to
Well then, he's mentally ill. Lock him up anyway.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17666 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:46 am to
So does that mean if I get the wife to lose a few, she'll get super horny too?
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:46 am to
Smells like bullshite to me
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:46 am to
I knew I stopped eating there for some reason. I'll never eat there again.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108738 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:46 am to
Bold strategy, Cotton meme applies here
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41876 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:46 am to
Love me some Subway

This Fogle cat is creepy as hell and will be someone's biach in prison.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:47 am to
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Started feeling the urge, did you?


It starts subtle but I didn't like where it was going. I put the weight back on quick. No sexual deviance for this fat arse. I'll die at fifty not registered on any government list, than you.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:47 am to
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This is exactly why I quit eating there.

you had a problem touching kids or you didn't want to lose weight? Please clarify
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5308 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:49 am to
Subway told him to Eat Fresh and so he did.




Too soon?
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19353 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:50 am to
Chances are he was touched as a kid himself, fricking up the wiring in his brain, making him attracted to kids.

He may have first taken to binge eating to pull himself out of the sex "pool" because his desires were not normal. I.E: he knew it was bad and he shouldn't do it.

Then one day he is tired of being fat, starts the subway diet, gets noticed and ends up making millions. He gets fame and money. His sexual desires now can be had and he has the money to cover it up, or so he thinks. He gets away with it for a while, but now it has caught up to him.

He is a broken shell of a human, not fit for life among the rest of us in society. There is no rehab. There is no possibility that he will ever be "free" of his desires.

There is one honorable thing he can possibly do now: off himself. Save society from the burden of housing him and save the families of the kids he hurt from knowing that this frick isn't dead for what he did.

I hope he does the one good thing he can do the rest of his life and rid the world of himself.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33880 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:54 am to
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Chances are he was touched as a kid himself, fricking up the wiring in his brain, making him attracted to kids.



This. We need to try and help these people before they commit the act. It isn't their fault and they aren't a criminal until they do something. We, as a society, do not open the door for these types to get help like we do alcoholics and people with gambling problems.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6756 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:55 am to
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So does that mean if I get the wife to lose a few, she'll get super horny too?


Probably, my wife is always more frisky when she is feeling good about her body.
Posted by TigerTrophyWife
Member since Nov 2015
37 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:55 am to
I hope he gets a footlong in prison.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27230 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:56 am to
It wasn't the Subway, but damn. I wish our society was less quick to shame those who are attracted to children. They need serious help, but I imagine someone like Jared was terrified to seek help because he would lose everything. So instead, he did the worst thing possible and preyed victim on several innocent children.

ETA: Shame Jared now. That's fine. He acted. But I'm talking about long before he acted.
This post was edited on 11/20/15 at 9:58 am
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19353 posts
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:56 am to
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We need to try and help these people before they commit the act.


You missed my whole point. Even though there was a good chance he was a victim, he is broken and unfit for society. He is ultimately responsible for his actions and I don't believe he should be alive. I actually advocate him killing himself to do society a favor.

The only chance you have of saving people like him is when they are still young and pliable. The problem is that they don't say anything or do anything until it is too late to help them.
This post was edited on 11/20/15 at 8:58 am
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