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I’ve been wrong my entire life about how big a moose actually is

Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:43 am
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:43 am
Twitter video

Full YouTube video with audio

WTF?
This post was edited on 8/12/18 at 9:57 am
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19148 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:48 am to
Moose are huge but that's fake.

Or a new species of moose previously undiscovered.
This post was edited on 8/12/18 at 2:49 am
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:50 am to
God damn yeah, that’s fake.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38765 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:51 am to
That’s not fake.

ETA: two posters above me both say video is fake (just in case they edit)
This post was edited on 8/12/18 at 2:55 am
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19148 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:55 am to








A quick wiki check says that moose can get up to 6'9 at the shoulder but not much taller than that. The. Pose in that video was like 10-12 feet :0


Posted by RichardParker
AK
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:55 am to
I live in AK. That’s not fake. Bull moose can get bigger than that. Believe it. Massive animals.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38765 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:56 am to
quote:

Pose in that video was like 10-12 feet


Either get some sleep or rewatch the video, bub
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19148 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 2:58 am to
I'm.
Not going to edit. That moose is larger than anything anyone's ever seen. They were doing weird angles or something because moose simply don't get that big.



That thing is at least 10 feet at the shoulder
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19148 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:01 am to
quote:

Female Alaska moose stand on average 1.8 m (5.9 ft) at the shoulder and can weigh close to 478 kg (1,054 lb). The largest Alaska moose was shot in western Yukon in September 1897; it weighed 820 kg (1,808 lb), and was 2.33 m (7.6 ft) tall at the shoulder.
Posted by Who Me
Ascension
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Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:02 am to
That’s not fake.

Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:03 am to
If that’s real, that’s the biggest moose in the history of the known world.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38765 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:03 am to
quote:

That thing is at least 10 feet at the shoulder


How do you figure?
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:06 am to
There are some real dumbasses itt
Posted by TigerStripes06
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Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:08 am to
That things dick is 7 feet off the ground if that’s real. I’m 6’4 and if that’s legit, I could walk under its stomach and have 6 inches of clearance.
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14751 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:08 am to
Or it could just appear enormous because it’s elevated on the median and it’s closer to the camera than the cars in the background. ?
Posted by Who Me
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Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:09 am to
quote:

That moose is larger than anything anyone's ever seen. They were doing weird angles or something because moose simply don't get that big.



So this must be a 3-4 foot long fish right? I can hold my hand up to the sky and cover the moon with my thumb. Who knew the moon was smaller than my thumb. Wow.


Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38765 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:10 am to
quote:

That things dick is 7 feet off the ground if that’s real. I’m 6’4 and if that’s legit, I could walk under its stomach and have 6 inches of clearance.


Are you retarded?
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:10 am to
Median isn’t elevated. Maybe it’s the angle, but if it is, whoever is shooting that is 4 feet tall.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19148 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:11 am to
I'm 6'8. That's what the bull moose shoulder height is, though they say the largest is 7'4. I know how much above a car/suv I am, and that things shoulders would be towering above me when comparing it to the car next to it.

Again, I admit there could be something funky with those angles, but as it's presented, something seems very off
Posted by Who Me
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Member since Aug 2011
7090 posts
Posted on 8/12/18 at 3:12 am to
quote:

Female Alaska moose stand on average 1.8 m (5.9 ft) at the shoulder and can weigh close to 478 kg (1,054 lb). The largest Alaska moose was shot in western Yukon in September 1897; it weighed 820 kg (1,808 lb), and was 2.33 m (7.6 ft) tall at the shoulder.



Didn’t know females had horns.
This post was edited on 8/12/18 at 3:14 am
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