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Is this the world's first virgin vs. Chad meme?
Posted on 12/27/22 at 11:40 am
Posted on 12/27/22 at 11:40 am
This 11,500 year old relief at Karahan Tepe, near Gobekli Tepe, has been getting a lot of attention lately. It is said to be the first known 'narrative scene' in human history.
But what is that scene depicting? I think it's pretty obvious. The guy on the left is a virgin who is overcome by fear when confronted with the brutality of nature (bull), dropping his weapon and assuming a frightened posture. Conversely, the guy on the right is unafraid, confidently holding his junk and is such a Chad that he actually attracts nature, which approaches him in friendship. It's a classic virgin/Chad scenario.
Also, I think the guy on the left has a New Iberia Haircut. If confirmed, this could rewrite NIH history right to its very foundation.
But what is that scene depicting? I think it's pretty obvious. The guy on the left is a virgin who is overcome by fear when confronted with the brutality of nature (bull), dropping his weapon and assuming a frightened posture. Conversely, the guy on the right is unafraid, confidently holding his junk and is such a Chad that he actually attracts nature, which approaches him in friendship. It's a classic virgin/Chad scenario.
Also, I think the guy on the left has a New Iberia Haircut. If confirmed, this could rewrite NIH history right to its very foundation.
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Posted on 12/27/22 at 11:44 am to blueboy
Fight or Flight
Posted on 12/27/22 at 11:45 am to blueboy
One on the left has tits like a chick, ergo we have the world's first cuck porn.
Chick on the left is just about to be plowed by her bull while the dude on right is jerking off in the corner.
Chick on the left is just about to be plowed by her bull while the dude on right is jerking off in the corner.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 11:45 am to blueboy
That’s the old iberia haircut
Posted on 12/27/22 at 11:45 am to blueboy
quote:frustration with southwest
But what is that scene depicting
Posted on 12/27/22 at 12:36 pm to adamau
quote:good alternate theory.
Chick on the left is just about to be plowed by her bull while the dude on right is jerking off in the corner.
Posted on 12/27/22 at 1:04 pm to blueboy
Guy on right is between two charging lions and wisely chose to protect his junk for the afterlife.
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