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re: Is Julie Bowen the ultimate OT wife material?

Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:12 am to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67021 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:12 am to
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Young dudes - meet someone like that = marry them

I'd like to make a study on what types will remain attractive as they get older and which drop off the most.
Mostly, I feel the ones who always looked younger than their age (like who are 24, but look 18) hold up the best, but it's more than that.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22033 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 10:43 am to
I’m single and I say yes. I’d give her five seconds of the best thrusting ever..... once in the air, once in her hair...
Posted by pellietigersaint
Tiger Stadium
Member since Aug 2005
19043 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 11:57 am to
Fox
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10689 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 12:03 pm to
This post was edited on 5/2/20 at 12:05 pm
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216685 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 12:05 pm to
Winner.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89412 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 12:21 pm to
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That’s actually a good representation of OT wives imo


On what planet is that representative of the OT's wives?
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 12:26 pm to
Who TF wants to frick with these old bitches? That's not ot baw shite.

I'll stick to the 19-22yos at the local cosmetology or massage schools.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26237 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 12:56 pm to
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Too skinny now


Here's some wife material for you:

Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26237 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

I'd like to make a study on what types will remain attractive as they get older and which drop off the most.
Mostly, I feel the ones who always looked younger than their age (like who are 24, but look 18) hold up the best, but it's more than that.


Slender usually ages better. Tall usually ages better.

"Exotic" becomes "bizarre."

Great tans when young become dry, aged skin.

"Voluptuous sex kitten" becomes a "mangy old cat."

Plastic surgery usually goes to shite as they age.

"Cute as a button" becomes "fat as a cow."

Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 1:36 pm to
Joanna fricking Gaines is ultimate OT wife material.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35906 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 4:32 pm to
Diane Lane says hello.
Posted by Floyd Dawg
Silver Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2018
5773 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 4:42 pm to
Those are known as "birthin' hips"...
Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
4480 posts
Posted on 5/2/20 at 9:03 pm to
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highcotton2



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