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re: Is it just my sexy status with female docs...
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:08 pm to blueridgeTiger
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:08 pm to blueridgeTiger
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I had a female primary care physician for several years. She was hot - could have passed for Agent Scully's sister. I saw her twice a year - she would insert one of those long, slender fingers in my arse and rub my prostate. She would also handle my scrotum, balls and pecker.
We must have the same Dr. During the exam:
Her " You need to quit jerking off so much"
Me "Why, is it affecting my health?"
Her "No, I cant' finish the exam"
This post was edited on 11/20/24 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:40 pm to WeeWee
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The secret is to place the finger on the anus for a few seconds and monitor the patients breathing. Then insert the finger when the patient is exhaling not inhaling. If a doctor rushes it and tries to insert the finger while patient is inhaling the increased intrabdominal pressure will cause resistance which means the doctor has to force the finger in which will increase the discomfort. If the doctor inserts the finger while the patient is exhaling then the decrease in intrabdominal pressure will decrease the resistance and the finger will slide in with minimal discomfort.
I learned this by sticking my thumb in wife’s arse while hitting it doggy. No medical school needed
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:45 pm to yellowfin
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I learned this by sticking my thumb in wife’s arse while hitting it doggy. No medical school needed
I learned the same thing from your wife.
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:51 pm to White Roach
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There's an Electrophysiologist at Ochsner Main Campus who is a beautiful redhead.
Here you go:

Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:56 pm to yellowfin
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I learned this by sticking my thumb in wife’s arse while hitting it doggy. No medical school needed
2/3rds of a Dirty Sanchez baw, you’re almost there!
Posted on 11/20/24 at 2:00 pm to MrWhipple
That's her.
I've only had about a 5 or 10 minutes experience with her, but she came in pre-op and answered every question and addressed all concerns. She took her time with my 91 year old uncle and left everyone feeling more relaxed about the procedure. A+ bedside manner.
I've only had about a 5 or 10 minutes experience with her, but she came in pre-op and answered every question and addressed all concerns. She took her time with my 91 year old uncle and left everyone feeling more relaxed about the procedure. A+ bedside manner.
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