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re: Imagine cheating on Christie Brinkley

Posted on 7/20/25 at 11:32 am to
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 11:32 am to
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Hold on

She was that bothered over porn?

Sure is a shame a guy masterbated. I can’t even imagine a guy wanting to do something like that.

The horror
well that and the fact he was banging an 18yo
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 11:34 am to
No matter how hot she is, how cool, or how much she laughs at your jokes, some guy somewhere is sick of her shite.

So inscribed for many years on the wall in the bathroom of the Mandeville Pub.
This post was edited on 7/20/25 at 11:39 am
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 11:45 am to
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No matter how hot she is, how cool, or how much she laughs at your jokes, some guy somewhere is sick of her shite
I'm going to go with this guy is a narcissistic superficial prick.

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Christie Brinkley's ex Peter Cook, 64, gets married: meet his 24-year-old wife Alba Jancou


Guess the 18yo he was banging in 2006 got too old for him too.
This post was edited on 7/20/25 at 11:47 am
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 11:48 am to
Setting aside the first marriage, let's break down her track record:

Billy Joel? Complete mismatch, she was stepping out on him with the Taubman dude during their marriage and then divorced Taubman when she figured out he wasn't as rich as he had pretended/held himself out to be.

I think she's a cool chick and obviously gorgeous throughout life, but her personal problems are largely self-inflicted. She either picked these dudes for largely the wrong reasons, she's the problem or both.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 11:54 am to
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Billy Joel? Complete mismatch, she was stepping out on him with the Taubman dude during their marriage and then divorced Taubman when she figured out he wasn't as rich as he had pretended/held himself out to be.
to be fair, even Billy Joel admitted he was the biggest alcoholic and a-hole to her ever. He even said she tried so hard to keep their marriage alive and he shite all over her.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 12:00 pm to
So…this guy was talking to his side piece over email. That’s super weird. Peter Cook was some plastic surgery nobody when she married him and the dummy threw all that away. What an idiot.

She’s a natural beauty but she seems pretty annoying. It’s like vanilla ice cream. If you eat it every day, eventually you get tired of it.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93134 posts
Posted on 7/20/25 at 12:01 pm to
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She’s a natural beauty but she seems pretty annoying. It’s like vanilla ice cream. If you eat it every day, eventually you get tired of it.
you sound like a great long term catch for some lucky woman
Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 12:08 pm to
Reminds me that meme of that hot chick on a bikini and under it said somewhere some dude is sick
Of her shite
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16299 posts
Posted on 7/20/25 at 12:14 pm to
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I was good at guessing passwords


LOL.. Or you installed a silent background recorder of keystrokes....
Posted by CitizenK
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Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 1:03 pm to
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I wonder what Billy Joel has to add to this conversation


They were both coke heads at the time. When they kicked the habit things changed.
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
9158 posts
Posted on 7/20/25 at 1:13 pm to
Also have to factor in how often was Brinkley afflicted with a "headache". What good is a freezer full of wagyu steaks if you don't have any teeth.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 1:23 pm to
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Christie Brinkley's ex Peter Cook, 64, gets married: meet his 24-year-old wife Alba Jancou


I’m sure it was love at first sight for her. Money had nothing to do with it. She is the one on the right.

Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 1:29 pm to
Probably didn't keep up with her kegals
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 3:25 pm to
She's been divorced four times.

Only one person was a common factor in all of those.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93134 posts
Posted on 7/20/25 at 3:28 pm to
Don't know about her last 2 husbands but Billy Joel admitted he was an abusive alcoholic before and during their marriage and her second husband cheated on her with a barely legal 18yo so she gets a pass on those first two imo.

If anything she's guilty of poor judgement of character.
This post was edited on 7/20/25 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
2199 posts
Posted on 7/20/25 at 3:48 pm to
Not saying it’s right, but her finding so much porn and email exchanges tells me she wasn’t putting out any longer and ole baw had to find an outlet somehow. I see it all the time with marriages.
Posted by BatonProv
Member since Dec 2023
449 posts
Posted on 7/20/25 at 3:49 pm to
If you can get a Christie Brinkley, then you can cheat on a Christie Brinkley
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13767 posts
Posted on 7/20/25 at 3:58 pm to
Got an updated pic? I’m imagining the crypt keeper….
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121985 posts
Posted on 7/20/25 at 4:02 pm to
She is 71? Holy shite!

So she was 29 when she did Vacation?
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58071 posts
Posted on 7/20/25 at 4:03 pm to
Jerry was her best husband
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