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Posted on 11/9/14 at 9:13 am to el Gaucho
Prison is so confusing
Most racist places in our society
Gay sex totally cool
Most racist places in our society
Gay sex totally cool
Posted on 11/9/14 at 9:14 am to SabiDojo
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I'm 6'8 278 lbs. I think I'd manage.
Dang Sabi. You'd make me look like a midget's midget

I don't think I would mind either one. Solitary is good with some old books to read. General, just go about your business... And go absolutely psycho when someone messes with you? I think that's a good plan? Haha
Posted on 11/9/14 at 9:25 am to Rouge
Trust me you would not want to be in solitary. You would want to be in GP and it's best to just keep to yourself as much as possible
Posted on 11/9/14 at 9:27 am to Keys Open Doors
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Even in an interaction with an officer, the violence often has a transactional root. In my first year, a dreadful incident shut down my prison: A convict with a sentence commonly called "lights out" (his parole date was beyond his life expectancy) threw boiling oil in an officer's face. This melts the skin right off. The place went into lockdown mode, which means that no one leaves his cell for any reason. Food came in pre-made Styrofoam meal boxes; every cell was searched, every yard, every convict down to his anus. All the little extras that prisoners acquire, sundry items like coffee mugs and soup spoons that are valuable inside simply due to their scarcity, were confiscated. The cops were obviously not looking for the oil or its wielder, who was in the hospital himself after "resisting."
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But why did that particular prisoner find it necessary to attack an officer in such a terrible way? Money, of course. In gambling operations—and sports tickets are very common inside—there needs to be a "bank," a cell in which hundreds of packs of cigarettes are concealed for paying out potential winners. The officer who got splashed ("190'd," in common parlance, for the temperature necessary to boil oil; not to be confused with "buck-80'd," which means a scar requiring 180 stitches) had found the bank and confiscated it, costing a complex organization a lot of money and undermining their ability to make good on bets. The flow of capitalism needed to be restored. They weren't getting their Newports back, but if they were still going to be taken seriously as a gambling operation, the crew had to commit this dreadful act of violence. The man who threw the pot of oil was chosen because he was never getting out anyway. Nothing to lose, and a reputation to gain. He didn't even try to get away with it. Rather different from the explosions of temper that the ART programs intends to cure.
Posted on 11/9/14 at 11:37 am to forksup
I was just joking.
I'm not big at all.

Posted on 11/9/14 at 11:47 am to Rouge
I know a few people that spent time in prison and they all said if you are cool and normal you won't have any problems making friends, its the weirdos that get fricked with.
Posted on 11/9/14 at 11:49 am to Jim Rockford
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My first inclination would be segregation
Mine would be to become a monk and leave the situation.
Posted on 11/9/14 at 1:52 pm to CosmicGas93361
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es and know how I know you've never been to (real) prison?
Because I would proudly exclaim that I havent?

After what my bro put my family through, and a few minor scrapes with the law that cost me plenty, I don't want anything to do with it.
Something you are proud of?
This post was edited on 11/9/14 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 11/9/14 at 2:00 pm to lsu480
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Mine would be to become a monk and leave the situation.

Posted on 11/9/14 at 2:09 pm to lsu480
Are you guys telling me that prison life isn't like "Lets Go To Prison"?
Posted on 11/9/14 at 2:09 pm to Rouge
I'd knock everyone's head off at the shoulder.
Posted on 11/9/14 at 2:11 pm to Rouge
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request segregation
Maybe you can request a moisturizing soap, and a well ventilated cell with wifi too.
Posted on 11/9/14 at 2:11 pm to Rouge
I have a friend in Angola for multiple felonies, in mandeville of all places. He calls me about once a week, and tells me about the fricked up shite he's seen.
The worst one I heard was a guy had a long piece of yarn or some sort or thread. He places one end of it under someone's pillow while they were sleeping. He lit one end on fire and walked off. It burned like a fuse and eventually caught his pillow on fire, which caught his hair on fire. My friend said he was literally 10 feet away and saw the guys face melting off of his skull.
Most people in there are doing life so they give no shits. They will kill you without being provoked. They even throw there own shite at guards, and jack off whenever a female nurse walks by. Also thre is plenty of heroin in jail, many guards turn a blind eye to it.
The worst one I heard was a guy had a long piece of yarn or some sort or thread. He places one end of it under someone's pillow while they were sleeping. He lit one end on fire and walked off. It burned like a fuse and eventually caught his pillow on fire, which caught his hair on fire. My friend said he was literally 10 feet away and saw the guys face melting off of his skull.
Most people in there are doing life so they give no shits. They will kill you without being provoked. They even throw there own shite at guards, and jack off whenever a female nurse walks by. Also thre is plenty of heroin in jail, many guards turn a blind eye to it.
This post was edited on 11/9/14 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 11/9/14 at 2:18 pm to Rouge
"You Got Nothing Coming" by Jimmy Lerner. Read it.
Posted on 11/9/14 at 3:58 pm to KBeezy
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This post was edited on 9/24/24 at 11:22 am
Posted on 11/9/14 at 5:39 pm to Murray
You know how I know you are my age? 

Posted on 11/9/14 at 5:40 pm to Rouge
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I think i would want to request segregation
Ummm ya! The black people in prison seem scary as frick! The Mexicans are no joke either.
Posted on 11/9/14 at 5:43 pm to Geaux9
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The worst one I heard was a guy had a long piece of yarn or some sort or thread. He places one end of it under someone's pillow while they were sleeping. He lit one end on fire and walked off. It burned like a fuse and eventually caught his pillow on fire, which caught his hair on fire. My friend said he was literally 10 feet away and saw the guys face melting off of his skull.

This post was edited on 11/9/14 at 5:43 pm
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