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re: If this board was Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:14 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:14 pm to



This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 8:17 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:14 pm to
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You a chick right? You can be Charlie's mother.

Chris the OT has moved beyond cis gender stereotyping
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:15 pm to
The entire board is Augustus Gloop

Fat
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:15 pm to
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Uncredited in the background, and has an awesome life never getting out of bed.



I use to think that had to be the worst situation ever.. Four old as frick people in the same bed, who never gets old.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:18 pm to
They all played "Who's Toe is That?"


A lot.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:19 pm to
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Grandpa Joe


What the hell is up with this dude? His old lady is working 2 jobs to provide for the whole family while he lays up in bed all day in his pajamas, claiming he's a cripple. Then as soon as Charlie comes home with a golden ticket, the guy hops out of bed and starts dancing.

Dude is a deadbeat. How about he gives that ticket to Charlie's mom and he uses his healed legs to go get a job.
"Drink the bubbles, Charlie. No one will know. Who cares what Mr Wonka said." Sorry arse old man

This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 8:25 pm
Posted by OKellsBells
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:19 pm to
I guess but I already called shopkeeper.
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:19 pm to
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What the hell is up with this dude? His old lady is working 2 jobs to provide for the whole family while he lays up in bed all day in his pajamas, claiming he's a cripple. Then as soon as Charlie comes home with a golden ticket, the guy hops out of bed and starts dancing.



Welfare family
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:20 pm to
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OKellsBells

ignore than creepy fricker,, he's Charlie and just looking for an excuse to nurse
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:21 pm to
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They all played "Who's Toe is That?"


A lot.



Were the two grandmothers across from each other in the bed? I forgot, either way, I wonder if they ever "got curious" and foot fricked one another.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:22 pm to
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and foot fricked one another.

jesus chris


this was family friendly
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:26 pm to
Pretty sure the dude who worked in the candy store is some Soccer Board poster.


Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:27 pm to
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has an awesome life never getting out of bed.

You can live that life right now and make money doing it
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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198013 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:30 pm to
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You can live that life right now and make money doing it

he does
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:31 pm to
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I want to be the candy shop keeper


You mean the one that smacks that little girl in the face?

LINK
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:31 pm to
Golden ticket to your mom.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158990 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:33 pm to
Are you fighting baldness?

That would be tortious vs hair
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:43 pm to
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Pretty sure the dude who worked in the candy store is some Soccer Board poster.




He could be played by ACMEBOY or whatever the dude's name was, that PJ thought was texting his daughter.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:44 pm to
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You mean the one that smacks that little girl in the face?


No, from the version with Gene Wilder. I didn't like the remake.


This post was edited on 4/3/17 at 8:45 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198013 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:45 pm to
thats the one he posted
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