re: I wish people would wash their hands before I come in contact with them.

I don't shake hands much, but I am always amazed that people don't seem to understand when they smell like weed.
Take a shower.

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Pump fists next time, that's what I do.

He probably scratched his arse, behind ear or covered his mouth while he sneezed. Germ spread at its finest.

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Why touch at all? Why do we need to touch each other when we meet?

The one good thing that could've possibly come out of all the China virus bullshite would've been to get rid of the vulgar custom of shaking hands.

But we blew it.

A short time casually observing one’s surroundings shows the truly nasty things the average person does with their hands. No, I do not want to shake your hand after I just saw you lick your fingers a short while ago, nor do I want to take a picture of you and your friends using your nasty cellphone.

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Did he scratch his swamp balls before shaking your hand?

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Idk. I dont think he knew his hand smelled like that tho.

I enjoy pressing the flesh with folks on a daily basis. Never had any diseases because of it.

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I shook hands with a respectable fellow in a business deal yesterday. I get in my car and notice an odor. I smelled my hand and it was funked up.

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Surprised that you didn't recognize the smell of your wife's vajayjay