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I want to tell you a story about the latest Pit Bull attack.....

Posted on 3/6/18 at 1:41 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 1:41 pm
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A Lincoln woman was attacked by her 2-year-old pit bull early Tuesday after the dog became aggressive toward her husband


I mean he's has never ever shown any type aggression towards anyone....this is so out of character for him

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A 25-year-old woman said she had grabbed a bat to protect her kids from the family's white pit bull, Zeus. The dog bit her hand, chest and leg.


Once a upon a time there was a Pit Bull named Zeus..
Zeus was the god of the sky and ruler of the Olympian gods. He overthrew his father, Cronus, and then drew lots with his brothers Poseidon and Hades, in order to decide who would succeed their father on the throne. Zeus won the draw and became the supreme ruler of the gods


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Officers arriving at the house saw the dog attacking the woman on the porch of the house and shocked the dog with a Taser. The dog then ran south from the home and had not yet been found



Unfortunately we dont have a happy ending to this story because the Zeus is still alive




Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 1:42 pm to
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after the dog became aggressive toward her husband


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A 25-year-old woman said she had grabbed a bat


The husband must be one of those gamer girly men.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98759 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 1:43 pm to
He'll be put down once they find him.

Once they attack humans, (most of the time) it's all over for them.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 1:43 pm to
i mean, just grabbing the bat aint gonna get it done.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30584 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 1:44 pm to
Pit bull board.

And you tried way too hard to make something funny that really...isn’t funny.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68451 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 1:44 pm to
A mortal can't kill Zeus. Now, someone else can roll the pitbull, Greek God dice.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 1:45 pm to
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The husband must be one of those gamer girly men.


I bet youre right
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 1:46 pm to
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And you tried way too hard to make something funny that really...isn’t funny.



It would have funny if the cops would have shot Zeus instead of tazing him
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 1:56 pm to
APB: 2'6" white male pit bull weighing 70lbs with spiked collar and possible injuries...considered aggressive and dangerous.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 2:10 pm to
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2'6" white male pit bull weighing 70lbs

The dog you just described is about 10 inches too tall and 30lbs too heavy to be a pitbull. Just saying.
Posted by Fe_Mike
Member since Jul 2015
3885 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 2:29 pm to
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The dog you just described is about 10 inches too tall and 30lbs too heavy to be a pitbull. Just saying


Damn dude are you some sort of...dog...expert, or something? I am super impressed. Bet the ladies swoon when you drop facts like this in public.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60162 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 2:30 pm to
Cronos was Zeus' dad
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 3/6/18 at 2:46 pm to
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Damn dude are you some sort of...dog...expert, or something? I am super impressed. Bet the ladies swoon when you drop facts like this in public.

Who tf yanked your chain? You Commandeaux's bitch or something?
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