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I think something died in my couch
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:31 pm
Smells fricking putrid and its strongest around the couch. Anyone ever dealt with this shite?
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:32 pm to TigersHuskers
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Smells fricking putrid and its strongest around the couch. Anyone ever dealt with this shite?
No, because I don't have unknown animals running around my living room to die in the couch. If the pet dies suddenly, I'm guessing I'll notice before she rots.
This post was edited on 3/9/18 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:34 pm to TigersHuskers
Probably a bunch of leftover pizza and rancid ranch.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:35 pm to TigersHuskers
Get your arse checked out by a doctor
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:36 pm to TigersHuskers
Your boyfriend farted there.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:39 pm to TigersHuskers
mouse got trappped foraging for crumbs in your grimey couch.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:40 pm to TigersHuskers
Could be the dead hooker
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:41 pm to TigersHuskers
Stop investigating and see what it is, pussy.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:41 pm to TigersHuskers
You should probably remove the cushions and do some first-hand investigation instead of asking the OT about the couch none of us can possibly see or smell.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:44 pm to TigersHuskers
I had an old roommate who used to fart into our couch cushions. He was a foul creature. He destroyed that couch because after a while, the cushions permanently smelled like rotten arse.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:44 pm to HempHead
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asking the OT about the couch none of us can possibly see or Smell
Like we would want to travel to a seedy trailer park, risk pitbull attacks, and enter this disgusting single wide?
shite, may as well attend Ta&m.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:45 pm to LCA131
quote:Lord baby Jesus bless you
LCA131
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:46 pm to TigersHuskers
Ewww. Wtf, man. How does that even happen? Did some chick squirt on your couch? I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt by assuming you’ve had sex.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:48 pm to Evil Little Thing
Haaaaaaaa
You think huskers could make a woman squirt
You think huskers could make a woman squirt
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:49 pm to Pecker
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I had an old roommate who used to fart into our couch cushions. He was a foul creature. He destroyed that couch because after a while, the cushions permanently smelled like rotten arse.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:50 pm to liz18lsu
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Stop investigating and see what it is, pussy.
So stop investigating, but....investigate to see what it is?
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:50 pm to LCA131
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It's all pee.
People can deny all they want, but you’re absolutely correct.
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