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I think something died in my couch

Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:31 pm
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:31 pm
Smells fricking putrid and its strongest around the couch. Anyone ever dealt with this shite?
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9504 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:31 pm to
Congrats on the sex
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:32 pm to
Wut
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:32 pm to
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Smells fricking putrid and its strongest around the couch. Anyone ever dealt with this shite?

No, because I don't have unknown animals running around my living room to die in the couch. If the pet dies suddenly, I'm guessing I'll notice before she rots.
This post was edited on 3/9/18 at 6:34 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:34 pm to

Probably a bunch of leftover pizza and rancid ranch.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40399 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:35 pm to
Get your arse checked out by a doctor
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:36 pm to
Your boyfriend farted there.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46363 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:39 pm to
mouse got trappped foraging for crumbs in your grimey couch.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:40 pm to
Could be the dead hooker
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18137 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:41 pm to
Stop investigating and see what it is, pussy.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56773 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:41 pm to
You should probably remove the cushions and do some first-hand investigation instead of asking the OT about the couch none of us can possibly see or smell.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:44 pm to
I had an old roommate who used to fart into our couch cushions. He was a foul creature. He destroyed that couch because after a while, the cushions permanently smelled like rotten arse.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77714 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:44 pm to
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asking the OT about the couch none of us can possibly see or Smell


Like we would want to travel to a seedy trailer park, risk pitbull attacks, and enter this disgusting single wide?

shite, may as well attend Ta&m.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138857 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:45 pm to
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LCA131
Lord baby Jesus bless you
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:46 pm to
Ewww. Wtf, man. How does that even happen? Did some chick squirt on your couch? I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt by assuming you’ve had sex.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138857 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:48 pm to
Haaaaaaaa

You think huskers could make a woman squirt
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63307 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

I had an old roommate who used to fart into our couch cushions. He was a foul creature. He destroyed that couch because after a while, the cushions permanently smelled like rotten arse.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77714 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:50 pm to
It's all pee.
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9513 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:50 pm to
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Stop investigating and see what it is, pussy.


So stop investigating, but....investigate to see what it is?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

It's all pee.


People can deny all they want, but you’re absolutely correct.
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